I didn't even finish this movie. Review on 88 Antop Hill

88 Antop Hill...the title didn't appeal to me. But my friend brought it home and said she wanted to watch it just for laughs. I supposed she figured it was a useless waste of money movie, but we were bored.

So we start the movie. We're talking through most of the beginning because we're picking out the several bloopers the movie had. A man slaps a woman, but it was too fake. He hit her face, the 'tsh' sound came about 5 seconds after, and the woman moved her face about 3 seconds after the 'tsh' sound. In this day and age I think anyone can pull off a fake slap. What is up with the 'tsh' sounds anyway? Certainly someone cannot slap that hard! And even if they do, it doesn't make a 'tsh' or 'tsht' sound. Why do we have to slap anyway? You don't really see it in Hollywood movies, so why Bollywood? And the fighting in this movie is absolutely bogus. Everything is so fake. My friend and I didn't even watch the whole movie. Our attention faded when the man slapped the woman so fakely, and later on we just stopped it when some fake fighting began.

I haven't even listened to the soundtrack. The movie was just a waste of my time, so I think the soundtrack would be too. The story just never started. There was no plot, atleast I and my friend did not see one. 'Tsh' slaps don't appeal to me, and if any movie has one, it changed my opinion about it greatly. If I'm watching a movie and I like it, and all of a sudden someone slaps someone and they use the 'tsh' effect, the 'Shaan' of the movie is finished. It's pointless to watch. If slaps are going to be fake, so is the plot.

I don't even know why I'm writing a review on this dumb movie, I just wanted to point out 'tsh' slaps. Maybe there should be a product on MS about 'tsh' slaps.