Play-do factory franchises

The sole line to strike with truth in Lee Tamahori's Along Came a Spider comes when professional dim-bulb Penelope Ann Miller, as the mother of a kidnapped chil...read more

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Fear & Loathing in the 80''s

I went to see The Goonies at the age of twelve because I was a Cyndi Lauper fan. As co-star Ke Huy-Quan (now ''''Jonathan Ke Quan'''') hammed it up, I glimpsed ...read more

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Cliche That Will Live in Infamy

Pearl Harbor is an indescribably bad motion picture that is some kind of weird shambling hybrid of Independence Day, From Here To Eternity, and, saints preserve...read more

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Almost Perfect

Very simply, American Beauty is among the best films about the ugly particulars of American existence ever made. It captures the hopelessness, the frustration, ...read more

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Assault on Precinct 13 Redux

An uneasy, hippified version of a cowboys and Indians shoot-'em-up, John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars is an exhausted shade of the once-hip director's oeuvre, bal...read more

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