**Sue kar mere mann ko kiya tune kya ishaara**

Rub your eyes in disbelief. Open them wide with shock. Form a huge, circular ‘O’ with your mouth. Bring your hands to your face in astonishment. Tak...read more

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**Of cartoons, goons, and love-lorn loons**

Chandra: Hey all of you fabulous people, and welcome to the first ever, one-of-a-kind, and probably the only MS Valentines Day special of Blind Date! Today’s in...read more

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**Naariyal Paani N Naughty Words**

Visualize your first visit to “duniya ka sabse bada shaher” as Amrish Puri incorrectly stated, the one region where a young woman can exist wearing nothing and ...read more

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**Ek ladki thi deewani si...**

…paanch chocolates pe woh marti thi. Nazre jhukake, sharmake, supermarkets ki galiyon se guzarti thi. Chori chori, chupke chupke. Chitiya likha karti thi,...read more

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**Saloni ka Safar-ing**

Does it worry you how many prejudices are present in the world today? Has it ever occurred to you how many are forced to suffer from taunts, simply owing to the...read more

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**Of coy Roy, silly Simi and sweetu Dittu**

I was returning from my trip to the cinema with my cousins on the train home. Being the peak hour, we were compelled to stand up whilst a cluster of two year ol...read more

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**Have a red nosed, *cough*, but happy New Year**

“My dil goes hmmm, ” I sang as the anthem of the year played on the radio. Correction: attempted to sing. I was traumatized to discover that I was opening my mo...read more

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**Baby, all I want for Christmas is you**

My friend sobbed uncontrollably on my shoulder. She’d been crying for the last three or so hours and I’d tried everything to make her stop; from throwing water ...read more

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**Fanatic Frenzy Founded by my Fantastic Failure*

Main shayad saat saal ki thi, jab maine pehli baar basketball khela, Meri teacher ne mujhe data, maine ball ko toda, Hum dono mai jagra tho hua My first lesson:...read more

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**You can 'call my bluff' anyday my bluffmaster**

DING! And the word is; “call my bluff.” Theory of Person A: “In prehistoric times, fishes used to be able to converse to humans, in English! A...read more

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**Excusez moi s'il te plait, je suis au retard**

Don't even think about it!! Chandra is not calling herself a retard!! :O My title means..''excuse me please, I am late'', because this book came out nearly 3 ye...read more

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**Mummy ko nahi hai patha, so, Mummy se na kehna*

Mothers. A very wise person once said that God couldn’t walk on Earth as his true self, so he took the form of mothers. A mother is the one who brought you into...read more

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**Banana Jam Banane Waale Ko Kaise Uloo Banana**

Trust me, I’m not really a very big expert on Banana Jam. Actually, I hadn’t even heard of it until two weeks ago, when I came across a recipe for it in “The co...read more

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**I was hot, flustered and bothered, kyun ki...**

...I have had a bad morning. After waking up and discovering that my lovely straightened hair had managed to defy gravity once more and become wavy again, I was...read more

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**Sit up straight, no talking, and listen...**

Ever since the first day of school when you apprehensively sat biting your nails at the towering monster(teacher) before you to the present day, each and every ...read more

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**Oops I ate my guest**

Chandra: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to a new and unique episode of “Don’t keep your mouth shut” where we interview the lovely, bold, beautif...read more

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**The perfect love story**

What would happen if you led a perfect life, with a perfect job, a perfect partner, a perfect family and a perfect house? Surely you would be the happiest perso...read more

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**Chandra ko aapki yaad agayi**

Dearest Chacha, Hi how are you? I hope you?re ok! You must be wondering what made me write to you, considering we only communicate properly around once every tw...read more

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**Let's all aller to parler français**

He looked at her. She looked at him. He and she were looking at each other. He admired her beauty; her long silky hair, her almond shaped eyes and the odd red p...read more

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Ways to tempt your boss and then, his loss

Don't work? Don't earn? Don't have a boss? Don't worry! Because this review will be for gifting any of those lovely people who are in the position of power, in ...read more

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