Jan 03, 2007 10:16 PM
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(Updated Jan 10, 2007 05:48 PM)
Does your stomach starts paining on every friday between 9.00-10.00 pm? Have you taken any medications or did you visit your family Doctor for check-up regarding this serious problem? I am asking all these questions for the simple reason that crores of pepole throughout India & Over Seas are complaining about stomach pain on every friday & when they visited their family Doctors their hair stand on its end when they came to know that the Doctor himself is victim of same problem.
Many researches & surveys were conducted in India & abroad to know the cause of this problem. Finally some Indian Doctors & Psychologist managed to find out the cause & it is my pleasure to reveal to you the result of the researches but before I disclose I would like to share with you one astonishing fact that came out when researches were being conducted that all the **Victims of this problem used to visit their Dentist regularly for polishing their teeth .
* I know your eyes are eager to read the results but before I reveal I want to know that are your teeth polished & they are as white as cotton? Since I do not like to see pale coloured teeth which I will see when you start giggling.So pick up your phones take an apointment with your dentist get your teeth polished & than only come back on this website to read till than I will keep my **mouth shut.
* Welcome back, I hope you have polished your teeth .Oh! your teeth are sparkling, they are even whiter than cotton.**Congratulations, ** you diserve to read my results but before you read just answer my simple question.Did you eat your food? because I do not like my readers to be empty stomach as a **Dietician **I never recommand pepole to skip their meals.So go & have it till than I am waiting for you.
Welcome back, I hope you have eaten something.Ok just tell me what did you have? I want to know this inoder to see wether you are taking a balanced diet or not.
Ok! baba do not get bugged up I will tell you the results of the researches soon but before I unreveal can you do me a favour? Please listen to my **Joke **which is as follows
2 cocoroach ek dusre ka haath pakad kar road par gana gate hua jarhe the,
" **Aashiq banaya.Aashiq banaya aap ne",
*Achanak se dono cocoroach mar jate hai,
Socho Socho dono cocoroach kyu mar gaye , voto kitne khush the, gana bhi ga rahe the ,
Cocoroarch isliye mar gaye kyuki **Gana HIT tha
* Ha, Ha, Ha
So finally it is the time to reveal the result of the most popular research & the surveys conducted on pepole's complaint of stomach pain on every friday between 9.00-10.00 pm & before I reveal please stick to your chairs & fix your eyes on the PC screen and the result is** **the show' **THE GREAT INDIAN LAUGHTER CHAMPION' because of this show pepole cannot control their laughter & as a consequence their stomach starts paining .**If you do not wish to see how Bolloywood villains look when they giggle & laugh, than do miss The Great Laughter Champion on every friday at 9.00 pm.
Since I was reviewing on' The Great Indian laughter Champion' it is a big challenge for me too, so if you laugh after reading , I will pass the challenge.So please do comment.Thanks