Pathetic. Review on Kaal

This film is D Grade Trash that is horribly embaressing for the Bolly Film Industry...how the hell could Taran Adharsh give this film **** stars and an good film like say Mokshah * star...is this guy a retard? Equally retarded is Karan Johar who thinks this stuff is brilliant...what a moron it shows that he and the majority of bolly directors/producer (he didnt direct this one thank god but styll horrible) dont know what the hell their doing...

PLOT OUTLINE

From IMDB.com

''A tiger expert, his wife, two tourists and a village chief engage in a battle for survival against supernatural beasts within Jim Corbett National Wildlife Park.''

PRO's

song picturizations (not the song themselves as they are horrible)...the girl looks good but srk looks horrible in the song (he has NO physique...and hes starting to look his age...looks very mismatced with that young girl)...the song though picturized well has very fake sets...as do most bollywood songs/movies...everything in general...the ending song is picturized much better though... Devgan and abrahams good performance but devgan is quite annoying in this film as he has one fixed expression throughout the film... an expression like what the hell am I doing in this film...oberoi is annoying...abraham turns in a good performance but is becoming typecasted into one role hopefully this talented actor gets some diff roles in his forthcoming movies...watch KARAM...far better than this junk and very underrated...the girls are their to take off their clothes and make the film look like a soft core jungle blue film...bollywood has no shame...

But where is photography and action...arent those stunning? NO....this film looks like a cross between horrible wide angle shots...jerky close up shots and the jerky motions of a camcorder ala The Blair Witch Project...pathetic camera work...the songs are picturized well though as is the devgan tiger sequence even though the tigers look FAKE...

But its for a good cause right? NO...The film devotes nearly no time to promoting wildlife preservation and more concerning...tiger preservation...if the film promoted these good causes as Johar said they would as the film was backed by National Geographic...than this film would have got a 3 star rating at least...but sigh its not to be

OVERALL

Please dont give ur money to Karan Johar...this guy is a spoiled rich moron who knows NOTHING about film making...this so called assistant to Johar/RGV who directed this film is an even bigger moron who should go back to co producing Johars recycled bollywood trash and RGVs copied Hollywood trash (All films besides Rangeela)... srk is also an idiot for coproducing this crap...did karan johar drug n rape srk to get him to agree to help produce this junk...haha...

HOW DID TARAN ADHARSH GIVE THIS FILM ****/**** STARS!!!??!?!?!!! This guy is a moron...