RajniCant in IPL final :)
CLIMAX:
1 ball,23 runs needed to win.....
Bowler bowls
Rajni Hits....
Ball Spilts in 4 pieces
All pieces Go for 6's
CHENAI wins.....
Yenna Rascala !!!!!!!!
Once RajniCant taught a kid how to enter a house...Without Ringing The Door Bell...
That person is now called...
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Sub-Inspector DAYA...
When RajniCant Was A Kid...He Left Some of His Toys In Borivali...
The Place Is Now Called Essel World...
1 khaufnaak raat main
12 baje
1 bhoot dusare bhoot ko samjhata haiye
sab tere dimag ka wehem hai. koi Rajnicant - Wajnikant kuch nahi hota
Rajnicant in Tamil remake of Aamir khan's Ghulam...
Rajni runs on railway track...
at a distance of 1 meter.....D train jumps off d track!
RajniCant and Neil armstrong were once playing with a rocket on Diwali.....neil armstrong held it and Rajni lit it.......
....that's how armstrong beat Rajni to be the 1st man on moon...
Never play game of STATUE with RajniCANT
because
once a lady did that n now she is known as
"STATUE OF LIBERTY"
mind it
All scientists failed to ANS this but RajniCANT did ...........
Q : which is the liquid that turns solid on heating ???
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Ans : DOSA
Yenna Rascala !!