== this isnt the usual cut-throat's razor ==. Review on Gillette Mach3 Razor

This one's going to be in rhyme... here goes

The Gillette Mach 3 rhyme

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I hold you in my hand, Mach 3

oh product of Gillette

your three blades gleam, quite shiny

you see my face quite wet

you watch me work a lather up

and coat my face with foam

as I swish you in this little cup

in the bathroom of my home

Now the foam is on my bearded face

and its time to whisk and whask (i made up that word)

to slip and slide and leave no trace

of this rabid white foamy mask

I grip your handle, great design

and place your head on my face

I know that the only face of mine

wont turn into a disgrace

You cut through hair and not through skin

you're quite smooth and velvet

the forests on my face begin

to face the wrath of Gillette

Soon the deed is done quite well

this razor is a boon

I'll need you Mach 3, I can tell

the hairs will grow back soon

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For the purists:

Mach 3 has three blades mounted on the razors head which provide a close shave (i.e. for your skin... lesser or virtually no cuts and nicks).

Mach 3 is ergonomically designed. If you hold it in a wind tunnel (or a fan) it will let air pass through with minimum resistance (boy... I need a vacation).

Mach 3 is a bit expensive but then you cant expect to buy a decent product like this for cheap. Good news is, the blades are good for a few shaves.

How it worked for me

Well, I still have a face. And Mach 3 hasnt nicked it yet. So its cool.

~finis~