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Bheja Fry - Nimbu mar ke
Sep 06, 2004 08:49 AM 23157 Views
(Updated Sep 15, 2004 05:10 AM)

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This review will be very helpful for guys to pen down their matrimony profile. But I think girls are luckier. They have so many readymade profiles to choose from. And if you plan to search tamilmatrimony.com (or any other matrimony website) for more profiles, the only thing you need to keep in mind during the search is to select ‘minimum’ in education category. It is my observation that education is inversely proportional to the unique bunch of thoughts and ideas one finds on a matrimony site. This is something you never get to see or hear in a day to day life (except when you chance across on in reviews such as mine). Below are just few examples. Believe me I have not changed a single word from the profile descriptions. I have just added my comments with the bold font.


It never ceases to amaze me how exceptionally people could express!


Warning- Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!


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  • Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single I dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but I working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha




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  • I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?)




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  • Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or




her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you


(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)


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  • She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated. (ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)




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  • I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because I love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)




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  • I am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow I amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot (I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)




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  • My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain’t he?)




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  • I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast (by not wearing her jeans? ahem…)




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  • The partner must be tall to matchup. Working lady is preferable. Must be loving in nature. having no children problem.




(A girl is supposed to know this before the marriage).


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  • whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would bde called the lady of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost)




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  • I love my patner I marriage the patner ok I search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok




(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)


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  • HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the “ok syndrome” again)




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  • looking for a well groomed bride. well behaved & knowing to cook chicken. Should be familiar to handle (umm…handle?)




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  • HANDSOME, SMART LOOKING, TRYING IN MODELLING INTERESTED IN MEDICINE, HAVING NO GIRL FRIENDS AT ALL. BUT WAS THERE IN MY SCHOOL TIME . I SHOWED THEM ALL RELEASED MOVIES (umm…)




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  • iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married ‘completely’?)




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  • iam very simpel and hanest. I have three sister one brother and parent. I am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.




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  • my name is farhan and I am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation!)




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  • Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.(uttam)




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  • good looking girl, smart and inteligent girl, working effeciency is must.




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  • iam kanan. I do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.




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  • I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY BAD HABIT.




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  • hello I am a good charactarised man. I want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. I expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted).




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  • my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service




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  • i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)




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  • to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable (this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)




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  • I would like a beautyfull girl. and I do not want her any treasure. because girl is the mahalakshmi. (Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)




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  • ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present. (Any takers again?)




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  • HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing)




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Well that was just a tip of an iceberg. To find more, you can always visit Tamilmatrimony.com or any other matrimony site. Now as your bheja has already been fried, how about hitting some matrimony site and searching for more profiles? You already know the rules.


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ps 1- The author of this review is unmarried. Any takers? :P


ps 2 – I have a new hobby these days. Getting my bheja fried up by searching and reading profiles on matrimony sites. Would you like to join me?


Isn't it worth searching for? Isn't it worth dying for?


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