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CALL THEM MISS BUFFALO !
Apr 28, 2006 12:44 AM 6530 Views
(Updated Apr 28, 2006 12:44 AM)

I just dont like the critera for selection of these contests! This is true that India sholud also participate in it.There are many hidden/unsolved doubts in this dirty process of selection of the winner.Yes the girl should be competent enough to challenge the world.....BUT I hate them all! you know why?? read on..


No village girl participates because: They are very conservative.


They are not encauraged to participate.


They are unaware of these contests.


They cannot wear small dresses.


No muslim girl from India participoates: All the same reasons mentioned above.


All participants speak Farrattedar english.(coaching helps!) HINDI na baba ba...


All keep showing their teeth unneccesarily.(some mosquito should fly in their mouth)


All walk in a manner that we feel either they dont know how to or we are fools.


The make up is so much that all appear aishwarya siblings.


The judges sit together sharing each others ratings.


The smiles of participants widens from canine to canine...to premolar to premolar when they come near the judges.


Judges like Ex-gladrags models keeps showing attitude as if they are born genius.


Always some ugly old ladies are made judges..they are not satisfied with any beauty.


These foolish companies(Ponds, Femina)keeps spending  crores for this non sense show and not a penny for some social work.They will go to hell only.


''I will do....poverty...upliftment...bla bla...'' This is what told to the public every year by these greedy participants.I feel like throwing rotten tomatos, eggs, garbage on them... its so irritating..Is this a joke? Is this a MLA election that you are telling your menifesto to the public!!


All girls seems very comfortable wearing anything and speaks so confidently as if they are inter-school debate champions.I challange most of them wont get more than ''somewhat useful'' rating on our Mouthshut.com!


Some big companies gift them a car..free car...no licence...chalaate raho or thokte raho. :-)


They keep clapping ..laughing..when other contestants are called (very well prepared to fool all of us!..haha


when the winners get the crown they will try to hide their teeth now with both the hands...the game of artificial smile is ended very cleverly.


The kissing round starts and they will not mind it from any number of people(all strangers!)...kitna badal gaya insaan :-)


Point to be noted are:


All these contestants are laden with heavy make up,


The smile is enhanced by dentists,


The nose & chin job done by maxillofacial surgeons,


The figures toned at VLCC,


The hair are colored and conditioned,


The clothes from top fashion designers..


The personality development crash courses!! haha


Where is the natural beauty?The real talent?


Who the hell has given rights to Femina or Ponds to select the winner?


Why that ugly women keeps jumping on the stage so many times :-(


Why the contestants are not told to wear salwar kameez and saree?


What happens to the ''menifesto'' of winners? Oh yes they become so busy!! How can they get time for bull shits!


List of some charity works by our Miss Indias:-


Bolywood Movies,


Pop albums,


TV commercials,


print ads,


banner ads,


interview encashing,


Ramp modelling,


foreign trips.................to name a few!


OH GOD SO MUCH SOCIAL WORK.. :-) ... kitna thak jaate honge na... uffff


The organisers earn revenues by SMS voting! ''8888'' the lucky fraud number.


Email voting?... dont ever try..Ponds will track your email Id and send lots of spam emails daily.. hahaha


''I ADMIRE ASHWARYA RAI...SHE IS BEAUTY WITH BRAIN''


Harry's selection code for contestants:


1) First of all beauty should be evaluated(international standards)..for this the girls should be asked to wash their face with soap for 5 mins..now check for natures truth!


2) Now after selecting say 50 REALLY gorgeous girls, take their written examination first followed by viva!! The written exam sheets should be put online for the citizens to give marks...Only the citizens with postgraduate degree be assigned to correct.


3) The interview should be taken by SIXERS !! haha as this will give an unbiased result..boys will give more marks to those who blink eyes and give some hint..


Girls will give less marks to very cute girls(jealousy!!)


The winners of the Miss India contest should be given an assignment and failing to fulfill that... get back the crown baby!


Hey god where is our intelligent beauty MADHU BALA !!


These were all my frustrations for this organization.


Please do comment your views on my little efforts.. :-)


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