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Where do these guys come from?
Jun 05, 2007 02:19 AM 4974 Views
(Updated Jun 05, 2007 09:55 PM)

Why just Five? I can give you ids of six reviewers, top of the mind. Who is it? Any of the usual suspects? That 7879 guy with a broken SHIFT key? Or the MS Bajrangis who go'Har Har Mahadev', declaring Jihad on elephants, at the slightest pretext? Or that 22 guy who cannot even write a PROPER controversial review? [ All those controversial divas must be turning and moaning in their graves] Or Dr. Shakarotti who dared to call Emran Hashmi the mother of all dudes? [ If EH is dude's mother, my cow has eighteen udders]


And the crapper goes to.


*rajualluri


qwan


tinaa


dhananjay_malhotra


preran


mannsoor*


What do these six writers have in common? They all have me in their'Distrust List'. How can anyone have the Dude in their hate list, and still be good writers? Definitely something's wrong with them!


Here's the account of my brief interaction with these vested interests


1) rajualluri - I wrote him a single comment of criticism and'BANG' I land in Limbo shudders cows udders


2) qwan - Can you believe a pint of beer landed me in this gentlemans dumpyard? He doesn't drink beer and prefers to stick to  coffee and tea. On top of it hates beer drinkers. Loser!


3) tinaa  - She dumped me, digitally, without a single byte of interaction between us. Something to do with brotherly-sisterly thing she shares with dhanno [read next]. Knowing the kind of a'Bewitchingly Cunning'(BC) Dhanno was, I seriously doubt the short-lived sisterhood with him was worth it. Or may be it was?


4) dhananjay_malhotra  -  We did have a honest difference of opinions in a gentlemanly way [ my definition of'gentlemen', not yours ]. All was hunky dory till he got suspicious about me having hots for his overweight sister [ the real one, not tinaa]. When it was pointed to him'politely' that such was not the case. He called me'Bewitchingly Cunning'(BC). I called him'Meticulously Cunning'(MC).


Ideally that should have rested the case. But he acted childish. Added me to his'hist list' and began incessant ranting, which was incidently boring. Had to regretfully expose his secret identity as an avatar of banned user'net_aryan', which got him banned once more! If only that guy could  act a little'Mooh Chup'! sighs and moans like a Malayalam X-grade porno queen


5) preran- Hatred becknoned in the form of a vainglorious comment on gay-bashing. Does joking about Sardars make me anti-Sardar? Then why should joking about gays make one gay-basher?!


Made me wonder if this guy was a closet gay! FYI homosexuality is an offence under ICPC(Indian Criminal Procedural Code). It's the law. What's wrong in joking about people who break the law so blatantly? Change the law first and then talk to me.


6) mannsoor - He'll always remain in some remote corner of my heart as the my first documented encounter with human irrationality, here. I got the honors with just two(or three?) reviews to my credit. The reasoning was pitiable, and made me mourn the nuerons that died, while he struggled hard to come up with it.


My'First Blood' on MS. Made me go mad like Sylvester Stallone, inspiring me to sprinkle MS with 72-73 more of those, earning the distrust of some more along the way, turning the soft Walker into a much-bruised and weathered tough-guy of MS. Someone who can Dismantle any self-styled Brigade, and stop any juggernaut of hot winds from taking off [ or blasting out] without batting an eyelid.


You don't have to worry about joining the list as long as you have me in your'Trust List'. All those who have me in theirs are THE BEST reviewers on MS for me.


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