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10 worst examples formal party dressing ever seen!
May 08, 2008 11:44 AM 3015 Views
(Updated May 08, 2008 02:02 PM)

Since everybody has written about how to dress well for a formal party here, I have decided to list down the 10 worst formal party clothes that I have seen.ever!

Disclaimer: This is based on my taste and preferences. The idea is not to hurt anyones feelings / sense of if you have dressed the exact same way in some party - please excuse me.

10.The Canary Man:

Age: About 35-40

Complexion: Extremely dark

Height: About 5" 5'

Build: Medium

On a hot summer evening(outdoor party) - this guy was wearing a bright yellow shirt(Canary Yellow), Tie(Light Yellow) and a Pitch black suit.

Why I hated it: First time I saw him, my drink went up my nose and I made a mess of my shirt.

9. The Hulk:

Age: 25+

Complexion: Fair

Height: About 5" 10"

Build: Like a Tree

This dude was wearing a tight black T shirt and black trousers. Surrounded by black and navy suits, he looked like a bodyguard:) He obviously wanted to showoff his muscular arms and legs!

Why I hated it: Not sure actually. He reminded me of a tree we had near our school.:)

8. The "Allah ke naam pe dede" man:

Age: About 40

Complexion: Medium

Height: About 5" 3"

Build: Very very thin.

This guy was wearing sunglasses(in an evening party) and a striped suit.

Why I hated it: I felt like taking his sunglasses off, smashing them on the ground and asking him "Sunglasses in the evening? Why.pray.why?" OK.ofcourse I didnt - I am not that much of a psycho!

7. "I am still so young" Lady:

Age: About 35?

Complexion: Fair(Though she had about 1 inch of make up - so not sure)

Height: About 5" 2

Build: Like a south indian actress(XXXL in every department)

This lady evidently took a ride in her Time Machine just before the party to pick up her clothes. She was in a shirt(two sizes too small for her), a mini skirt(four sizes too small) and wore outrageous makeup. She had green eye shadow, Kaajal and blush on!

Why I hated it: She was jutting out of her clothes in every direction. She had left her top 2 buttons open and was showing a clea*vage. She just had not got the body to carry those clothes off. Did you borrow your daughter's clothes, lady?

6. The "Shirtless Wonder":

Age: About 25

Complexion: Fair

Height: About 5" 6"

Build: Well Built

This dude forgot his shirt! He had a'Jacket' on and he wore his vest - but simply did away with the shirt!

Why I hated it: He forgot his shirt at a formal party. Need I say more?

*5. The wannabe "Mallika Sherawat" lady:

*Age: About 25

Complexion: Very Fair

Height: About 5"

Build: Average. Good figure.

She should have been at a bollywood party. She was wearing a see-through saree and a blouse(that was so low cut it made me marvel that I did not simply slip out). Her pallu slipped off more times than I can remember - but each time she was equally surprised and gigled like school girl. I felt bad for her boyfriend / husband who was really looking uncomfortable.

Why I hated it: Actually, I did not!;) But it was really inappropriate for this party )

*4. The Cowboy:

*Age: About 30

Complexion: Average

Height: About 5" 10"

Build: Plump(with a huge belly)

He must have not read the invitation. Or was really not bothered! He was in a ragged blue Jeans, T Shirt and had slipped on a Jacket on top. I know its supposed to be the "CrossOver look" and Arrow keeps advertising it - But Come on!

Why I hated it: I felt like gifting the guy and Shirt and a trouser!

*3. The "Mirror- Mirror on the dress" Lady

*Age: About 25

Complexion: Too much make up to tell. Very fair face but not-so-fair arms:)

Height: About 5" 4

Build: Average

She was wearing a Lehenga Choli with mirror work. Her lehenga had more mirrors on it than I could count. Her Choli was backless - tied behind with 3 strings(quite a marvel) and do I put it.2 very strategically placed mirrors in the front! Hmmmm. Did I mention that the dress was BLOOD RED?

Why I hated it: Too many mirrors gave me a headache.

2. The "Flowery Dude":

Age: About 35+

Complexion: Average

Height: About 6"

Build: Average

He wore a bouquet to the party. His Shirt had flower prints more suited to a beachwear. His trousers wear a dark burgundy. Is this the Metro se xual look? Not sure.

But I will buy my wife that print soon - will look good on a skirt!:)

Why I hated it: I like flowers in the garden - not on a shirt.


1. The "Pamela Anderson cum Barbie":

Age: About 22-23

Complexion: Very Fair

Height: About 5" 5

Build: Extremely voluptuous(Imagine Pamela.ok not THAT much!)

She was dressed in a pink evening dress, slit right up to her mid thighs. The dress was really low cut, lots of frills and lace near showed a generous cleav*age. Every time she sat down and crossed her legs, it gave men like me a reason suck in our stomachs and gulp another drink!

*Why I hated it: My wife caught me'looking' at her and I had to sleep on the sofa!:(

Hell, what was I supposed to do?*

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