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Zara hans ke dikhao

By: faridshaikhtta Posted Aug 10, 2009 General 910 Views
(Updated Aug 11, 2009 10:42 AM)

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.


Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?


Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.


Santa: Phir?


Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!


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1 sardar ne


1 Jaltee huwi


Building se 6 logon ko nikala!


Phir b usay logon ne bohot maara


kyun ??


Islye


K


?


?


?


Woh 6 log


Fire brigade walay thay..."


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1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?


2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.


1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata


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My friend Hardy & his wife going 2 city in auto....


driver adjusted mirror..


Hardy shouted u r seeing my wife...


go & sit back I will drive the auto...


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1 of my friend PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA


KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI


PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE


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1 of my friend INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA .


FLAG DEKHKAR mera dost KUCH BOLA


JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA ..


GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....


IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO


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WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN one of my friend & A DONKEY


BOTH MOVES TOWARDS THE ROAD TRANSPORT AS THEY GROWN UP


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My friend -AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA


2ND friend: wo kaise?


1ST friend: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.


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My friend declares:


. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .


. . . I'll give the same advice to my wife and children also. . . . .


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My friend talking on cell.


2ND friend: kis se baat kar raho ho.


1ST: biwi se.....


2ND: itne... pyar se....?


1ST: tumhari hai. . .


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My friend- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?


2ND- Gold ring de de


1ST- koi badi cheez bata


2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .


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A donkey kicked my friend & ran away


he ran to catch the donkey.


He saw a zebra & started beating it


& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.


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My friend: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,


friend: acha wo kaise?


Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!


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My friend: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..


mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,


My friend: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..


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Yamraj took one of my friend on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.


He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?


yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..


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My friend breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.


He finds d egg empty . . . Gets frustrated &


say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!


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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??


So..


santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam I dont know who is Jayanti..


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Santa went to mysore palace.


Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair


Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..


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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?


Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.


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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.


Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?


Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai


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Banta: you cheated me.


Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.


Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!


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What's Ford?


Santa: Gaadi.


What's Oxford ?


Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.


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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?


A: He wanted to see butterfly!


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