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Interesting one-liners

By: drtaher Verified Member MouthShut Verified Member Posted Jun 26, 2009 Entertainment 601 Views

I received this as a post in one of the forums that I visit on the net. It is a collection of superb puns and one-liners. I am sure you will all enjoy these as much as I did. And, if anyone does not understand what the joke is in any of the one-liners, why, just ask me and I will explain it to you ... LOLZ :-)))

Here goes:

1. I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.

2. I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!


4. When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one punch.

5. I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."

6. Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

7. I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

8. I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

9. The roundest knight at King Arthur´s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

10. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian

11. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

12. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

13. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

14. No matter how much you push the envelope, it´ll still be stationery.

15. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

16. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

17. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

18. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, `You stay here; I´ll go on a head. 19. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

20. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass".

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