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About Me
I am from Kerala (’God’s Own Country’) and my home town is Cochin (’Kochi’ to be politically correct). If I were to start talking about Kerala and particularly Cochin, I may not stop. Hence I won’t start. I will remain ’Mouth Shut’.
I am a menial worker in one of the largest software compay in India in finance.
I believe that it is for the others to say about me as a person. As for me, I will only be having illusions about what I am. But I might just add that I am a modest guy, with the reason being that I have a lot of things to be modest about :-)
Just Ponder Over These Questions :
* If Fed Ex and Thums Up were to merge, would they call it Fed Up?
* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
* Why is it called building when it is already built?
* If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
* If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,does he become disoriented?
* If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
* If a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living?
* If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???
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Interests
1. Me : Surfing (You : So is everybody else, dude. That is why this is being read.)
2. Me : Reading (You : Oh, that is an interest everybody claims, even people who don’t read.)
3. Me : Cricket, in fact all sports (You : Nothing great, every Indian likes cricket.)
4. Me : Music (You : Not again. That is the other false interest after reading everybody claims.)
5. Me : Humour (You : Oh, you think you are funny don’t you?)
6. Me : Sleeping (You : You are a very boring person indeed)
7. Me : My other major interests include finance, business, commerce, economics, mathematics, science, psychology, philosophy, etc. (You : Cmon, you must be joking, Salil)
Me : To be frank I was, and to think all the while you thought I was serious, hee hee.. |