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Vyom Sharma |
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Age: |
28 years  Male |
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Hometown: |
Cambridge, MA |
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Country: |
USA |
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Education: |
Pursuing PhD |
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Member since: |
Jun 19, 2004 |
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About Me
Sample History
Substrate: Vyom Sharma
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Results from a recent beamtime
* Jone’s Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
* Terman’s Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.
* O’brien’s Variation:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
* Conway’s Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
* The Peter Principle:
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
* H.L.Mencken’s Law:
Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach
* Martin’s Extension:
Those who can’t teach, administer
* Belani’s Extrapolation:
Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.
* Lieberman’s Law:
Everbody lies; but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
* Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
* Van Herpen’s Law:
The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.
* Murphy’s Law of Government:
If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.
* Bell’s Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
* Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
* Young’s Law:
Great discoveries are made by mistake.
* Kin Hubbard:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else
* One Anonymous Great Seer’s Law :
Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
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Interests
Scan # 7: Sample placed in the X-ray beam. Centered and oriented.
Initiate Rocking Scan
Details: I like to socialise. I love to live science except on weekends. this goes on to include experiments, sci-fi movies,etc. Love travelling if possible. Listening to cool music. And at times writing though mostly reading.
1702 hrs, 16.08.2004. Scan Terminated |
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My Action Summary
| Reviews published: |
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22 |
| Comments posted: |
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117 |
| Ratings assigned: |
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487 |
| Very Useful: |
345 |
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| Useful: |
107 |
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| Somewhat Useful: |
28 |
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| Not Useful: |
7 |
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| Friends Invited: |
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0 |
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