Jul 19, 2017 08:35 AM
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(Updated Jul 19, 2017 08:33 AM)
You Broadband is a company that provides an internet connection worthy of the residents of the deepest circle in hell. The connection they provide is flakier than a freshly baked Parisian croissant.
Be prepared to have your internet connection's speed graph look like the US economy during the great depression. It will start off like a cheetah on elephant steroids and your eyes will sparkle and you'll say things like, "Is this what heaven feels like?" but once you get hooked it'll run slower than a snail that rolled around in a bowl of marijuana.
I started watching the music video for "Starboy" and by the time I'd finished, The Weeknd had grown his hair back, I'd lost 13 kilos from starving myself, and I was hearing the voices of Daft Punk telling me that it'll be alright.
If you want any sort of customer service, you must waste more energy than a server farm with CFL lighting on speaking with people that speak in riddles. And once your soul has been efficiently sucked out by this corporate dementor, a person will come to your house and tinker with the modem/PC as you try not to cry in front of him.
And then the cycle will repeat itself and you shall relapse.
You Broadband is the Comcast of India.
