With all  the hue and cry over the Indian cricket team. I think they are the most outstanding actors of this generation. They will put wwe guys to shame. Now whats wwe got to with cricket.Wwe is

scripted by Vincemchohan(now who is this junkie:don’t worry he is boss of wwe who generally comes to tell his size his better and gives billionaire bitchslaps to his workers.(ship in or get fired)By the way Cricket is   not scripted by the pawars(is it powers)(else lets get Austin powers to do the job). Each tweeny weeny player get to write his own script.

Lets consider this:

Gangauly(did I get his name right, to lazy to spell check: anyway  born fighter(aka DADA come back and scores heavily when they don’t matter.Crunch game: crunch time: indiavs srilanka

Dude thinking:Now is the right time to fix rahul and greq(rhymes with beg.begging for youth) goes for a drive, holds up and then walks like a million bucks: glee in his face(err heart) cant show to much happiness. walks back to the pavilion dreaming:new captain of India along with dummy coach jimmy wright(right or left doesn’t matter)  ps: in the wwe there is character called the coach who is the boss sidekick and generally sucks upto him.  gangaly and wright(right combination according to saurav script)

rahul script:not SRK dude: world cup flight dreaming: holding the cup with jam overflowing and people calling jammy,jammy. now jammy thinks his virender shewag(that how south Indians prounce) has the canon power to knock all his opponents with his blade(no double meaning please).

Rahul to shewag:(no wags mind you): go and do it.

Shewag to rahul: it will be done saar.this time no room for compliant.

What happens everbody knows:rahul gets nothing wright,left,right,center according to his script:

rahul thinking:

sachin: cant depend on himdoesn’t fire when it matters .interested in stocks and shares and new menus for his hotel: like hulkster doesn’t retire
Saurav:has come back only to screw me .cant depend on him:
Yuvraj:will bat like maharaj:no use depending on him:
Uthappa: little appams and uthappams expected: another meaning: runs far and few:
Dhoni: now turned Caribbean:bats like west indies playerHarbajan:aka turbanotor,bhajji;puts wwe guys to shame with names like that, cant fire
Agarkar:who is he
Zaheer: in isha dancing school: who is isha: one flop wonder:
Munaf:no hosh and josh
With a thinking like that poor rahul:just got eggs on his face: now what is he supposed to with such a team. What pains most is that Indians didn’t have the nerve for a fight.The best part:dinesh ,sreesanth,kumble  who put atleast put a fight when playing were warming the benches.
 Best solution: Now the best part  just  put vince in charge of ICC:

He will script the most fabulous matches in history:every country will get a chance:

Indians should be happy,since under vince direction India will be damm guranteed  a victory  every forth tournament and other teams like south Africa will no longer be called chokers,new Zealand-dark horses, west indies-one more chance at glory,England:new world champion,Pakistan:imran will come to lead again-anything happens in wwe it will happen in cricket,Bangladesh-runner up,Ireland,Scotland,netherland,Canada-semi finalists.

Happy dreaming