Let’s clarify the scope of Bachelors:
1. Zulubaba (ZB) believes bachelor is not a gender specific word. Any female may choose not to cook for reasons known to her and us.
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Its not marital status specific word. A married IT guy forced to work alone on some stupid visa is bachelor according to ZB.
3. The state of bachelorhood depends on the relationship with your spouse on any particular day.
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Zulubaba’s Secrets .. .. Bachelor’s best friends
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For a bachelor, Zulubaba preaches some gyan about whom to trust as your best friend.
Beware !
If you think that the guy who tries to sympathise with you about your state of bachelorhood with a glass of booze (from ur money) is your best friend. Think Again.
If you think that the local CD guy who gives you "those" CDs as a favor, is your friend ? Think Again.
You can survive without these two categories of friends. Zulubaba’s bachelor’s best friends are easy kits of survival for any bachelor.
Best Friend No. 1 : Potato
Unless you are a Jain who prefers to eat everything that grows above the soil, potatoes are your best friends. Potatoes boiled / cooked / fried with a dash of lemon, chat masala and yogurt tops the friends list.
Best Friend No. 2 : Eggs
Again this friend is subject to ur believes and religion. The people who distance themselves from potatoes for their belief can skip this, eggs are not your best friends.
Eggs boiled mixed with boiled potatoes with a pinch of pepper powder and chat masala are best starters for sympathising the state of bachelorhood. Shredded eggs deep fried are good timepass while watching movies.
Best Friend No. 3 : Bread, jams and chatnis
White bread or brown bread or anjali mukherjee’s costly brown bread ... take any...bring in some jams for breakfast. You can also bring in Friend no. 1 and Friend no. 2 along with this guy to make it a breakfast like a king.
Now chatnis include anything and everything. Right from a fresh coriander, mint green chatni to a bottle of mayonnaise. These spreads are great for making quick sandwiches as bachelors want food quick.
Best Friend No. 4 : Maggi, ITC Sunfeast Pasta, Cup-o-Noodles
Open, cook and eat ! And the fun is they are available in different flavors.
Best Friend No. 5 : Call DominosBut hey, canu afford to eat a cheese rich, pocket poor pizza everyday ?
Best Friend No. 6 : Visit to a nearby Mall
Munch on some rolls, eat some sweet corns , ogle at babes and come back.
Best Friend No. 7 : Remedies to Bachelorhood
1. End your state of bachelorhood. Get married to a girl who knows how to cook. Girls, try to look for a boy who can afford to keep a cook.
2. Get a good job and good visa where you can afford to take your spouse...
3. Get down on your knees and patao your spouse that he / she is the greatest spouse to have !
Best Friend No. 8 : When everything fails
Bloody call all your friends and soak your failures in a bottle of rum, bowl of cashews and schezwan noodles ! Hail Failures...hail bachelorhood !