Oct 29, 2005 06:59 PM
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(Updated Oct 29, 2005 07:01 PM)
Warning
This review is written in a humourous way and should be taken in a light way!
We all should be proud of our great Indian team who have forced Sri Lanka to constipate in front of great batting, great bowling and great fielding. This is the same Sri Lanka side who were trying to act smart with us some months back by beating us in their country. But now their aukat has come up in front of the whole world. I think they must have given bribe to ICC to give them world no.2 ranking because they are not no.2 by crickting talent, they maybe no.2 in bathroom language.
This is my personal opinion on all their jacka$$ players.
Sanath Jayasuriya - He is great fan of sun. That’s why his name is Jayasurya (Sun ki jay ho). He should be transferred to the sun from earth. Australian players once called him a black monkey and rightly so.
Kumara Sangakara - From his face he looks like a she-male. Very girlish guy this is. That’s why he has been given the job to keep wickets. Because before coming in team, he maybe a “keep” of rich Sri Lankan businessmen.
Marvan Attapattu - I feel sorry for him. He is the leader of such a do kaudi ki team that his hair have gone away from his head much earlier than they should have.
Mahila Jayawardene - I think he is confused about his sex that’s why his parents have named him mahila. He thinks he can be the next Don Bradman. He must see his face in mirror before having such high fantasies.
Russel Arnold - Why there is no flesh on his body? He looks like a skeleton. Give him something to eat. His batting looks like as if he is trying to catch fish from the gutter.
Tilakratne Dilshan - What has happened to International cricket? He is highly and extremely untalented. Such untalented player was never seen before. He would remembered for ages for his non-talent.
Upul Chandana - How can someone name him chand? Do you think he is that beautiful? He is a daag with no traces of chand on him.
Farvez Mehroof - His name seems inspired from Pakistani President Parvez Musharaf. He is also a cheater like him because his bowling action clearly shows he is chucker. He throws the ball.
Chaminda Vaas - Chamunda Baas. Chamunda because he looks like a male witch. And baas because he doesn’t seem to have enough money to buy toothpaste. That’s why either batsmen get out or hit fours on him so they don’t have tolerate the bad breath.
Nuwan Zoysa - Name to Nuwan aise rakh diya as if he is new bride. But his behaviour is shy like a new bride. That’s why he looks shy while batting, bowling and fielding.
Muttiah Muralitharan - His name is Murali so he think he is Krishanji ka avatar. He keeps smiling always as if he has stolen butter and no one will come to know. He thinks Gopis will do cabare around him. High hopes!
All in all this Sri Lankan team is totally worthless. Their new coach Tom Moody should change his name to Tom and Jerry because his team will drown his name with such humiliating defeats.
Well Done India! Well Done Sachin! Well Done Dravid! Well Done Pathan!
WE BANGED SRI LANKA! WE BANGED SRI LANKA HARD!
