Double Dhamaka:: Treat yourself to 2 superhero reviews in one day also read my friend rohitthebest’s review “Up Up and Away’’ on Superman”, An ode to superheroism.

What’s the difference between wizardry and weirdness, Well watched this one on Cable yesterday and felt like what it would be like to be a Spiderman, Hmm will tell you guys about it but before that a succinct movie review for you people coz its already year old movie with 40 reviews.

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Spiderman2 is after Spiderman like 1 and 2, remember 2 comes after 1, Now Spidey i.e. Tobey has a new mad scienctist called Doc Ock to take care of, he realizes his love for her girl Kirsten Dunst and feels his superhero status is keeping him away from his girl, he decides to call it quits, finds a job starts attending classes and get good grades, But on NY city hell unleashes with Doc Ock and Tobey’s rich friend wants Dock Ock to capture Spiderman, its time to return for a superhero and save the city and unveil himself before his girl, Its all done they love each other and Spidey is relaxed superhero with a Girlfriend, the movie also shows Spidey’s bankruptcy and his job hunts etc etc, For more thrill ride and other action watch it.. BTW the movie will also has a sequel coming up wherein we will see Green Goblin return in form of his son avenging his father’s death.
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Warning: Trashy part begins now, Kindly jump the gun and shoot the ‘X’ button to close window or else read if you intend to be a Spider breed superhero.

The movie ended but the thought just went on in me left and right, being a Spiderman would need lot of responsibility but then I felt ok the movie turns a nerd into a superhero, it can happen to me too, Though I am that a nerd like the real Spidey, So if I end up being a Spiderman how it will go about. If any billionaire interested in this prospect kindly let me know.

I am an upcoming Superhero who is breed of a Spiderman, currently working on prestigious projects like saving the Indore people from Chaddi Banian Gang and small time thiefs, Well I am ready to improve but as all great things are devoid of, I am also devoid of resources hence following is a Business Model Outline, Interested any one.

The Name

Spiderman, Naah sounds weird, its in English , half of the people won’t recall there superhero, A lesson on brand management tells me a brand recall is necessity, so name should be hindi, something like Shaktimaan, Umm here in we have to emphasize the spider so how about Makdimanav, Well sounds pretty clichéd. How about Makdidost, Looks a friendly superhero. Umm few more that come to my mind like
Spiderkhan (May be Influenced from SRK’s popularity)

SpiderSachin (Will get cricket fans support easily)

SexySpider (Will ensure that name has glamour to it)

Makdonald or makdionald (Will ensure kids going in and getting leverage from a known brand)

MakdiSpiderawat (This will surely help)

SpiderIndori (Local Super hero)

The Costume
The skin fit costume is no no for me, I mean if I happen to venture out in those, this place is no NY city, it is hot I will dehydrate and have u seen Super hero dying by dehydration, Hmm get me new costume from Armani or even Calvin Klein would do.

A normal day
I was thinking there are no skyscrapers in this part of the world so how will I go about commuting after criminals, Hmm there is a solution, the superhero will only use his powers when needed, I cannot fly and carry people around on the my ropes, hence use me when needed. No wastage please. So a Ford Endeavour or a Mustang would help, Well Bikes might also work, what about Suzuki Ayabusa.

Superhero Rate List

Well nothing comes free, my services won’t be an exception, I am taking the wrath of criminals so I will be taking nominal charges for the same.

a)Normal Criminal catching: Rs.1000 per criminal
Increase Rs.100 on pro rata basis plus Rs.50 on the nature and size of the criminal.

Note:: Rates are for Criminals and not terrorist

b) Celebrity Appearances: Rs.10,000 per visit
Now this is a time consuming superhero activity hence to drench out sweating and inaugurating something takes patience, Add Rs.100 for autographs and photographs.

Note:: Superhero won’t perform at marriages, approach Bollywood stars for the same.

c) International Assignments: Superhero prefers US but has no problems for other countries, well for this all he needs is a chauffeur driven car and also a Green Card plus offer of a dual citizenship, Rest it will be $10,000 per hour, Superhero is providing consultancy.

Note:: For Catching Terrorist like Osama, You will have to pay $ 1 Billion plus a 100% premium plus a 50% premium if he/she is caught on a Sunday plus a $1 Bn insurance cover.

d) Daredevils: Now first of all Superhero won’t stop a Train or jump on a plane, no bringing down the cat from the Tree or delivering pizzas, No Jumping from buildings or hanging on poles, No water surfing or Fire playing so except them Superhero is available for all other activities at Rs.100,000 per activity.

Note for Media:: Superhero has no links to underworld and doesn’t intend to have any as well. Visit my uncreated web address for more info at www.superherosoon.com. I regret that you will get a message website not found or will be directed to a domain name vendor.

Overall, Superhero has no name it wants one, the rates are there for your decision, also to be clear I work according to IST and superhero timings are from 9 to 5 pm only hence no cold calling in the nights. If you would like to associate with or promote your brands Superhero is available on following rates.

1) Logo display on chest : Rs. 5000 per day.

2) Logo Display on Biceps: Rs. 5000 per bicep/day

3) Logo Display on any other lucrative body location : Rs. 10,000 per day.

4) Superhero offers 10% early bird discount to shoe and costume sponsors.

5) For main superhero sponsorship like for e.g. Tata Makdimanav, you would have to pay only Rs.50,000 one time for a week.

Note::

#1--Service Tax @10.2% is to be paid extra
#2--Rates subject to change without prior notice

~Business and Sponsorship Enquiries Solicited~

Overall, A weird thought jumped into me when I watched the movie but don’t give brains to the above, Spiderman teaches us that Big Power brings in Bigger Responsibility

Cticize’s Quote:: “Watch Spiderman2 for sure, Think about being a superhero for sometime and figure out rest yourself.”

~Comment me some super hero names and Rate kar dijiye shradha bhakti se~

© Cticize 07, 2005

PS:: ~~My next review on a vibrant day at Railway Platform~~

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