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Year 2040 :
The Shane Warne lexicon -
- ’Shane’ on you !!
- I ’Warne’
you, do not make a call at my place.
- Tum mujhe phone number do , main tumhe lewd calls doonga.
- He tried to do a ’shane warne’ on the nurse.
- He is a man of ’shane-y’ character.
- He was just ’warne-ing’ to the ocassion.
- Iske toh gaye, literally.
- As per the Shane warne Act 2006 the accused is bound to go through the lie detector test.
- SAWs(Shane Warne Syndrome) - I came , i SAW, i told bookies about it.(pitch & weather report).
Flashback -
Introduction - Blunder from Down Under. Export quality material .Once considered one of the best in te business .Bholi surat . Fat Boy slim.
Shane-Leela -
Sep 1994
’’taatwarti ilakoon mein barish hone ki sambhawana hai , aam-taur per mausam samanya rahega’. aaj ke weather report mein bas itna hi , Main Shane Warne apne sathi Mark Waugh ke sath reporting from Firozshah Kotla.
***Provided Pitch & Weather report to an Indian Bookmaker on humanitarian grounds.
Dec 1997
’ Sir, i’hv never in my life , seen a Football playing with a cricket ball’.Expert comment of a journo on Shane .
***Warne walks out of a press meet in anger after a journo cracks a joke on his ’khate-pite-gher-ke-dikhte-ho’ personality.
Apl 1999
Thode se jo pii le hai ...
***Caught smoking after agreeing to a $ 2 lakhs deal for a quit-smoking campaign.
Feb 2000
Shane : smart boy robert, ye camera mere hawale ker do nahi toh kamre mein le ja ker tumhare band baja doonga.
***Photographed smoking by a teen-ager in Newzealand .
Jun 2002
’what is mobile number, karoon kya dial number’. Gave the ’phonetalk friendship clubs’ solid complexion.
***Warne admits ’dirty talk’ over phone with a nurse while playing for Hampshire.
Feb 2003
’mere paas maa hai’, says he was administered those drugs by his mom.
***Tests positive for banned drugs.
Aug 2003
Phir tere kahani yaad aaye . ’jees gully se Warne gujarta hai ladkiyan apne cells chipane lagte hain’.
***Indulges in friendly talk yet again, ths time with a SA women.
What others have to say ?
Steve waugh - Well, it’s bad for cricket, it’s bad for warnie and i still have a lot of cricket left in me .
Bill Clinton - Nooooooooo i ain’t seeing Monice anymore.
Navjot S Sidhu - Well my frined , it’s a typical case of a white hen misusing Graham bell’s instrument and giving the dead soul sleepless nights.
A.B.vajpayee - ye....aache...baat....nahi...hai.
Bush - I want him dead or alive .
Sourav Ganguly - I don’t know .
Sachin - No comments.
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