Year 2040 :

The Shane Warne lexicon -

     - ’Shane’ on you !!
     - I ’Warne’ you, do not make a call at my place.
     - Tum mujhe phone number do , main tumhe lewd calls doonga.
     - He tried to do a ’shane warne’ on the nurse.
     - He is a man of ’shane-y’ character.
     - He was just ’warne-ing’ to the ocassion.
     - Iske toh gaye, literally.
     - As per the Shane warne Act 2006 the accused is bound to go through the lie detector test.
     - SAWs(Shane Warne Syndrome) - I came , i SAW, i told bookies about it.(pitch & weather report).
     
Flashback -

    Introduction - Blunder from Down Under. Export quality material .Once considered one of the best in te business .Bholi surat . Fat Boy slim.

Shane-Leela -

    Sep 1994
        ’’taatwarti ilakoon mein barish hone ki sambhawana hai , aam-taur per mausam samanya rahega’. aaj ke weather report mein bas itna hi , Main Shane Warne apne sathi Mark Waugh ke sath reporting from Firozshah Kotla.
        ***Provided Pitch & Weather report to an Indian Bookmaker on humanitarian grounds.

   Dec 1997
        ’ Sir, i’hv never in my life , seen a Football playing with a cricket ball’.Expert comment of a journo on Shane .
        ***Warne walks out of a press meet in anger after a journo cracks a joke on his ’khate-pite-gher-ke-dikhte-ho’ personality.

   Apl 1999
        Thode se jo pii le hai ...
        ***Caught smoking after agreeing to a $ 2 lakhs deal for a quit-smoking campaign.

   Feb 2000
        Shane : smart boy robert, ye camera mere hawale ker do nahi toh kamre mein le ja ker tumhare band baja doonga.
        ***Photographed smoking by a teen-ager in Newzealand .

Jun 2002
        ’what is mobile number, karoon kya dial number’. Gave the ’phonetalk friendship clubs’ solid complexion.
        ***Warne admits ’dirty talk’ over phone with a nurse while playing for Hampshire.

Feb 2003
        ’mere paas maa hai’, says he was administered those drugs by his mom.
        ***Tests positive for banned drugs.

Aug 2003
        Phir tere kahani yaad aaye . ’jees gully se Warne gujarta hai ladkiyan apne cells chipane lagte hain’.
        ***Indulges in friendly talk yet again, ths time with a SA women.

What others have to say ?

Steve waugh - Well, it’s bad for cricket, it’s bad for warnie and i still have a lot of cricket left in me .

Bill Clinton - Nooooooooo i ain’t seeing Monice anymore.

Navjot S Sidhu - Well my frined , it’s a typical case of a white hen misusing Graham bell’s instrument and giving the dead soul sleepless nights.

A.B.vajpayee - ye....aache...baat....nahi...hai.

Bush - I want him dead or alive .

Sourav Ganguly - I don’t know .

Sachin - No comments.

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