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Year 2040 :
The Shane Warne lexicon -
- Shane on you !! - I Warne
you, do not make a call at my place. - Tum mujhe phone number do , main tumhe lewd calls doonga. - He tried to do a shane warne on the nurse. - He is a man of shane-y character. - He was just warne-ing to the ocassion. - Iske toh gaye, literally. - As per the Shane warne Act 2006 the accused is bound to go through the lie detector test. - SAWs(Shane Warne Syndrome) - I came , i SAW, i told bookies about it.(pitch & weather report). Flashback - Introduction - Blunder from Down Under. Export quality material .Once considered one of the best in te business .Bholi surat . Fat Boy slim.
Shane-Leela -
Sep 1994 taatwarti ilakoon mein barish hone ki sambhawana hai , aam-taur per mausam samanya rahega. aaj ke weather report mein bas itna hi , Main Shane Warne apne sathi Mark Waugh ke sath reporting from Firozshah Kotla. ***Provided Pitch & Weather report to an Indian Bookmaker on humanitarian grounds.
Dec 1997 Sir, ihv never in my life , seen a Football playing with a cricket ball.Expert comment of a journo on Shane . ***Warne walks out of a press meet in anger after a journo cracks a joke on his khate-pite-gher-ke-dikhte-ho personality.
Apl 1999 Thode se jo pii le hai ... ***Caught smoking after agreeing to a $ 2 lakhs deal for a quit-smoking campaign.
Feb 2000 Shane : smart boy robert, ye camera mere hawale ker do nahi toh kamre mein le ja ker tumhare band baja doonga. ***Photographed smoking by a teen-ager in Newzealand .
Jun 2002 what is mobile number, karoon kya dial number. Gave the phonetalk friendship clubs solid complexion. ***Warne admits dirty talk over phone with a nurse while playing for Hampshire.
Feb 2003 mere paas maa hai, says he was administered those drugs by his mom. ***Tests positive for banned drugs.
Aug 2003 Phir tere kahani yaad aaye . jees gully se Warne gujarta hai ladkiyan apne cells chipane lagte hain. ***Indulges in friendly talk yet again, ths time with a SA women.
What others have to say ?
Steve waugh - Well, its bad for cricket, its bad for warnie and i still have a lot of cricket left in me .
Bill Clinton - Nooooooooo i aint seeing Monice anymore.
Navjot S Sidhu - Well my frined , its a typical case of a white hen misusing Graham bells instrument and giving the dead soul sleepless nights.
A.B.vajpayee - ye....aache...baat....nahi...hai.
Bush - I want him dead or alive .
Sourav Ganguly - I dont know .
Sachin - No comments.
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