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An ode to ekta...
Nov 18, 2005 06:16 PM 4880 Views
(Updated Nov 18, 2005 06:16 PM)

While the world waits eagerly for a fresh batch of Ekta made cereals. serials. I have decided to pay homage to this lovely lass with girl next door looks, an infectious smile, a contagious laugh and a keen business sense.


The daughter of the Jumping Jack and the Diamond Rack(Shobha K. has more diamonds in her vault than all the diamond merchants in Gujarat have on their display racks in their shops. PS: no pun intended either) has singlehandedly transformed Indian Television and is the one true icon of Women's liberation across the subcontinent. Through her serials, she has given Indian womankind enough exposure(again. no innuendos intended) and orangelight. oops. limelight.


People crib about the K factor. She's Ekta Kapoor after all. if she was Ekta Chopra we would have had serials like CChusum, CCumcum and so on. and movies like Cya Cool Hai Hum in which Jumping Jack Jr. plays a key role. While on JJJ(Jumping Jack Jr.) I must say that he's better off when he's doing movies like Gayab - he's a great actor when he's invisible!


I've seen all of you bash, fling mud, accuse, abuse, chastise, ostracize, criticize, cticize er. not cticize(sorry pras:P) this fine young lady with the girl next door looks(darn. my neighbours are all 60+ and I need to either evacuate them or call them over for tea and poison their coffees. which wont kill them as it's TEA that I called them over for).


Ok, so all of you have been abusing this poor lass and I am going to support her. In fact, I'm going to write reams and reams of praise. all dedicated to you, Ekta.


ahem. coff coff.


An ode to Ekta


Oh lovely lass with saucy eyes


you've taken the telly, to new highs


churning serials, quite prolific


with a cast of actors, horrific


oh lovely lass, girl next door


superstitious to the core


new serials every auspiscious day


you named them all with the letter K


your serials lack in plot and story


sometimes bank on plans quite gory


portraying travails of all women


most of your tales are like THE OMEN


sad depressing tales you tell


of Sauce and Bahu and Beti from Hell


the women dominate each frame


and men just hang their heads in shame


you brought us Angad, Kripa and Josh


and stretched the tale, now we're all'behosh'


you gave us Kkusum, Kkkumud and Kkkkkkali


and messed our minds up totalli


your stories stretched for years and years


and flooded houses with tears and tears


you wrote them all with your pretty hands


in your office, home and the taxi stands


the Kahani, Kyunki, Kkusum and Kaisa


have made you pots and pots of paisa


no respite for your thirst for sweet success


and for viewers emotions, you couldnt care less


not content with serials, you made a flick


and popped your brother in with a chick


but Triple J doesn't have your flair


he looks like he fell off his rocking chair


you're focused and quite determined


and capable and nearly double chinned(sorry readers.)


for the next three decades you will rule


and unleash serials quite uncool


now to end this ode to you, EK


I'll wind this up with what I say


Just a simple thought, no candy bars


'I'M GLAD THERES NO TV ON MARS!'


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So my dear friends. I'm defending this chick. She needs support. She's capable, lovable, adorable, able and many more adjectives.


Three Cheers for Ekta. Three Cheers for Women who go out and do what they believe in.


~finis~


PS: The last flight to MARS leaves in 15 minutes. who's coming?


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