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Alright Boys and Girls... gather around...
Apr 14, 2006 08:18 PM 5039 Views
(Updated Apr 14, 2006 09:48 PM)

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Am going to write something dedicated to Mr. Salman Khan...


Salman needs no introduction to all you lads and lasses weaned on Hindi movies. He's a successful star, was voted as one of the ten most handsomest men in the world (er... don't look at me like that... I didnt do it.... its a fact), has dated some pretty ladies, is the son of renowned writer Salim, has siblings who act too and has a knack of getting himself into all kinds of trouble.


This review isn't on Salman the actor or an insight into his career.... this isn't a Salman fan or foe speaking... I think he's done real well for himself as far as his career went...


This is a RHYME... dedicated to Salman Khan... take it with a pinch of Sodium Chloride...


Here goes nothing.........


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Here's the hero, pumped on steroids


walks like he has got hemorrhoids


liked to sow his oats all over


Somi, Aish, Katrina but not Gulshan Grover


He had many a success in Bollywood's lane


his movies were hits, though his acting inane


the ladies loved the bod, the dudes were jealous


our man had a temper and was often quite zealous


Thought he was macho when he held his gun


decided to slay helpless fauna for fun


too bad his limited brain cells failed


they were endangered, so Sallu got jailed


Though our muscled friend did try his luck


to worm out of the case where he killed black buck


he had more grief when his big landrover


flew off the road, ran a poor soul over


Too bad that life seldom imitates art


PETA just branded him a stupid upstart


a killer of chinkara and innocent black buck


he should have just gone and eaten bombay duck


Though the cases meandered the judge was harsh


and Sallu couldnt hide in a field or a marsh


in front of family including pumped up Sohail


the cops slapped on the cuffs and took him to jail


In jail he could play carrom but didnt get mangola


nor a contract to act in an ad for Thums Up cola


The three days that he spent in Jodhpur cells


taught him that life is not about lifting dumb belles


The PETA folks rejoiced and danced and sang a little song


they rejoiced cos Sallu was wrong, he shouldn't wear a thong


anyone that ventures out to hunt innocent fauna


will be roasted on a spit or locked up in a sauna


They granted bail, he left jail, atleast for now


maybe he'll go vegan and not eat a sacred cow


PETA folks were not too pleased cos Sallu's on the loose


They will only be at ease when he's dangling on a noose


Sallu had a bright career but he let his ding dong


rule his limited brain cells and goad him to do wrong wrong


Hope Katrina takes an iron and clocks him in the noggin


he might give up hunting and just take up morning joggin'


Though the man has been a jerk he does have a heart kind


he's going to help out inmates, give them some peace of mind


upgrades to living conditions in sickly government jails


good food and time pass for inmates and maybe access to emails


This my friends is the tale so far, the plot might still just thicken


If he's cool, he'll clean his act and maybe hunt a chicken


Lets hope for the sake of his kith and kin


he sticks to showing skin and avoids all sin


------------------------------------ (c) 2006 psyxx


~finis~


Dear Salman.... no offense bro... we all make mistakes and this isn't to put you in a bad light... you've done your share of good and bad like all of us have and no one's bigger than anyone else... hope you see the light and utilize the position and power you are in for a better cause.... peace and happiness :)


just added...


DISCLAIMER: Am not anti-salman (or anyone)... it's just a rhyme based on current events and stuff... lampooning... no offense... no harm... hope Salman's life gets back on track :) peace


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