It’s ’rate karke dekho’ please read carefully or you will end up reading it .. you know what.
*** This review has been written with no intention, whatsoever, to mean or cause any offence to the Portal or the Fellow MS-ites.
          A layman’s guide to how rate/berate a review.
FAQs -
             [1] How i came here ?
                   You found the portal’s name Mouthshut quite suggestive and thought something ’interesting’ is brewing up here ’chore chore chupke chupke’. Though you usually do not visit ’such’ sites but for once you thought ’kee farak paindah’.
             [2] Why am i here ?
                  You are here to write reviews and not read them ,mind you.
             [3] Who am i ?
                  Your sole aim should be to become the Ekta Kapoor (Adhikari Brothers in case you are a male) at MS , churning hit reviews 5 days a week.
             [4] What should i do ?
                  You should rate reviews basically for three reasons (1) Just for the heck of it (2) To let others know that you have ’arrived’ (3) To rate/berate reviews. Do not commit the mistake of not rating the reviews nahi toh aapki pool khul sakte hai.
             [5] Who else is here ?
                 you will find like-minded guys ( most inportantly, girls) here i.e guys/girls with no mind at all .

Now let’s move to our next section -
            How to select the review you have to rate ?
            [1] Try and select ( and it won’t be that tough ,at least not for you ) a topic you know nothing about or else you won’t be able to give your unbiased view.
            [2] Got it ? good . Now’s see whether the review has been written by a guy (duniya main aur koi kaam nahi hai kya , every 2nd day one new review ) or a girl ( pata nahi kaisa likhte hai , pata karna hi padega kaisi dikhte hai ).

Incase the review has been written by a guy -
           [1] Give him a ’Highly recommended(HR)’ rating if this guy gives the same to your reviews.
           [2] Give him a ’Not recommended(NR)’ if you don’t like his name/id/date of birth/etc.
           [3] If the guy is in your trusted list and you too are in his trusted list /or you want to be in his trusted list , give him a HR rating.
           [4] If the guy is considered a ’Intellctual Powerhouse’ by one and all give him a HR rating.
           [5] Give the guy a HR rating even if he gives you a NR rating all the time . Mat be he will mend his ways after that .( Note- This is not to be done more than twice) if the guy still refuses to mend his ways and keeps giving you a NR rating all the time ,start giving him a NR rating from thereon ,if possible ( and if you actually have any ) ask your trusted friends to give him a NR rating.
           [6] Give him a HR/R/SR/NR rating based on the majority view . In case you are the first guy to read the review you can always go for a Toss.
           [7] Read a bit..check the title...read the first line and then go for a Chat. IN case all the 27 girls ( actually there are 32 , this is with assumption that there are 5 guys talking with a girl’s id) refuses to talk to you come back and give him a NR rating ( some1 will have to pay the price).
           [8] You had a fight with your mom/dad/spouse in the morning , give him a NR rating.
       
In case the review has been written by a girl .
           [1] Just give her a HR rating , hurry up , just do it. The age-old adage - opposite attracts (assuming that you are not a ***/******* in case you are a girl ).
           [2] The girl is a new comer ,give her a HR rating and simultaneously send her a ’Miss You’ card ( please do not send a ’Love you’ card).
           [3] In case the girl is considered a IPH ( intellectual Powerhouse) , give her a NR rating , just to prove a point you know.
           [4] Give her a NR rating just to let her know that you judge any review only on it’s merit. That you do not care whether she is a guy or girl .
           [5] You want the girl to add you in her trusted list , give her a HR rating.
           [6] Give her a HR ,if you like her name/id/date of birth etc.
           [7] Give her a HR even if you do not like her name/id/date of birth . well you never know and anyway’s what’s in the name .
           [8] Do not rate any review done by any girl ( Note - not to exceed more than 5 times) just to let her know , you know what .
           [9] Give a SR rating & add your comments . Offer your help to let her write better reviews , ask her contact number in the 4th comment ( Ok, make it 3rd).
      
Miscellaneous -
           [1] You are considered a IPH by fellow MSites, never give any one a HR rating . R or SR rating will do .
           [2] Always give a NR rating to ’potential IPHs’ ( to break their morale).
           [3] If you are not sure whether it’s a girl’s or a guy’s id , take a chance , give him /her a HR rating.
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