For anyone who doesn't know, Slicethepie is a music review site where ordinary members of the public can join up free as a scout or reviewer, listen to new songs, and write a short review about the song for a small payment. The review is just the member's opinion of the song and/or artist. No special musical skill or knowledge is required. The site wants the opinion of the wide general public. In recent years, it has also enabled members to give reviews on fashionable clothes and phone cases, but those are more of a sideline, so this article is only concerned with the music side of Slicethepie and how to write song reviews.