Feb 05, 2005 10:59 AM
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(Updated Feb 05, 2005 10:59 AM)
May I sing a song : “Jaane’ man – 2, palat teri nazar – vaha to raat hai , savera hai idhar” which means turn around dear one – towards broad daylight !
I was in class nine at that point of time – my first Sidney was “stranger in the mirror” …or was it “Other side of Midnight” – I do not quite remember actually.
I read about this character Toby , his parents being poor , buther father, fatso, overpowering & dominating mother – who , when decided to have a child, forced on her husband ! – and so was born Toby !(and I always thought that only men indulge in such gory things )
He was famous for his size ! for the first time I came to know that such things are discussed among males and …. females – had just gotten out of Nancy Drews and Hardy Boys actually, Ms Maple and Hercule Poirot…anyways , it was definitely a rude shock !
2 parallel stories were running – about a girl who was ditched in love , by her lover who had left her after making her pregnant – she was so vindictive and angry about it that she let the zygote…feotus fertilized by her lover, grow till some 6 months or so and then she straightened a hanger, immersed herself in a bath tub and self aborted her self !!!
OH!GOSH !! I could’nt sleep for days after reading that I remember ! time and again I was picturising the scene and could actually feel her pain ! gosh – such utter hatred !!- but I failed to understand why should she pain herself !! – she later becomes an actress and in spite of achieving name & fame , could not still forget or forgive her lover and often used to think how he must be reacting when he must be seeing her on screen ! poor girl – she truly loved him !
In the mean while Toby grew up to be a comedian and is a smash hit – he also becomes famous. He had to get married to a fat , bloated sister of an underworld don under pressure ! he used to shut his eyes tightly , fantasize about some great model , get aroused and then only he could make love to his wife !- well another facet of men was revealed to me here through old old Sidney ! – and no wonder why these Model girls are so famous and sort after ! – if it had’nt been for them…our world order would have come to an end by now !!...is’nt it men?
And when this Toby’s fatso, ugly wife died while child birth, Toby was happy !! so men are actually happy when ugly wives die…..no wonder there are so many jokes on WIFE being – the Worst Investment For Ever ! very true indeed ! – the reason why girls are speedily becoming “Single ready to mingle” – like Parveen Babi – a muslim “Purdahanasheen girl”(under veil) – went ahead to have a fast life – on her death – there was no one to take care of her dead body !...and TV channels were showing reluctant Kabir Bedi , father of Pooja Bedi, lamenting about the death of his ”once upon a time” live together comrade!! – gosh ! what a SICK life style !! and people are dying to become Indian Idols !! who is selecting them? – Loser Judges !!
Anyways, famous Toby meets ditched actress and they get married. Toby suffers from paralysis – actress brings him back to health – by absolutely sick methods – SICK – so damn obnoxious that it will put all neurologists to shame – and they would want to retire from their chosen field !! – Ditched actress, the leading lady of this novel, who never forgot her lover (aurat apna pehela pyaar nahi bhola sakti) misses her lover and while healing him(husband) she murmurs in front of husband that she has always loved her puberty-hood lover !!Husband is heart broken – what do such actors and actresses expect I do not know !! they have the most rotten life style – playing around, jumping around, smooching around, in ripe old age ..getting married to girl ½ his age and then they expect true – blue love !! ridiculous !All fools I tell you.
(ref. shekhar kapoor and kavita krishnamoorty, such pretty girl she was – how could she select an old man as her husband ! ..with so many eligible bachelors around…or is it that they go for older dames –refer- Saif and Amrita !!- did you see the consequences ? divorce – 2 fatherless children who will grow up in hatred, disdain and frustration – will become future actor/ actress - as will get back up from parents and grand parents …and we will as usual be writing about their creativity I suppose ! Hail Indians !)
