The Law of Rational Trigonometry uses as its fundamental units quadrance (square of distance) and spread (square of sine of angle).This choice of variables enables calculations to produce output results whose complexity matches that of the input data. For instance, in a typical trigonometry problem if rational numbers are assigned to all quadrances and spreads, then the calculated results will be rational numbers (or roots of rational numbers). 


Rational Units=Laxmi Narayan(X) -A budding Don Tusshar Kapoor
                      =Laxmi Narayan(Y) -A Dumb Yes Man of Boss Suniel Shetty
 =Laxmi Narayan(Z)-An Undergarments Wholesaler Paresh Rawal

Distance=Separated by a room in Hotel Blue Diamond, Pondicherry

Spread=Two and half hours of utter nonsense and frolic.

Other Variables
Jiya-Esha Deol an undergarments designer
Laila-Sameera Reddy a vintage and second hand car dealer
Inspector Mayawati-Neetu Chandra,the law with an oomph
Chandu-Upen Patel who has the possession of the much sought diamond
Chandani-Tanisha ,Chandu’s Girlfriend
Papa (Mukesh Tiwari) & His Two Henchmen Albert(Vrajesh Hirjee) and Pinto(Sanjay Mishra)-Are much feared dons in search of diamond, though they appear more as buffoons than dons.Papa has a lifetime of failed attempts of electrocution and a habit of adding "S"after every word.

So as the definition goes in a typical Rational Trigonometry that this choice of variables enables calculations to produce output results whose complexity matches that of the input data. True till here, but from here on the definition alters, and what happens if the fundamental units make wrong choices of variables and fail to assume the ones assigned to them, an Irrational Trigonometry!!

X is all set to kick start his career as a Don by his first murder of Papa and grab the diamond from him,ends up with Jiya and her brand name of lingeries,Precious Diamonds.Considering his most precious achievement he acquires the pieces of lingerie as diamonds!!

Y with his unparalleled  ability to query,is supposed to get his hands on a vintage car for his boss from Laila’s showroom ends up with Papa and his two clowns.His endless queries and Papa’s mistake to understand him as an assassin adds appropriate idiocy.

Z for his ability to judge size of the undergarment with the over garment ,ends up with Laila and her pic in a bikini leaning on a car,(the idea of actually promoting the car and not the bikini).He insists a proper view of the design wore by her in the pic.

And henceforth a series of total confusion, imprudence and frolic prevail.
Irrational sequences, irrational songs, irrational questions, irrational vocabulary and irrational mistakes!!

(Di)Solve It
>For no expected results or calculations ,just plain humor and enjoyment!
>For no pressure on the brains and not to overwork the grey cells
>For the chill out stupor of not perceiving  any problem.
>For the (mis)calculations of the fundamental units,variables ,quadrances ,in no particular order.

The Score
For the enhancement of silliness the background score is the icing on the cake!.
For if it might be playing the refined form of an abuse or the jingle of spiderman ,it adds to the nonsense. "Koi iss chaman ko samjhao" for the irrational queries of Y,adds an appropriate humor!
The Songs sequences are the most irrational and are not worth mentioning.They add no value to the existing functions.

The Haze
In case it appears that there is a haze on viewing the problems blame it on the poor Cinematography.
For few instances some variables and units may appear in a smog! There is nothing wrong with your eyesight,it’s the fault of the ridiculous cinematography.

Added Facts
Irrational Direction-Ashwani Dhir
Considering that it is the first attempt to be irrational and meaningless the directorial debut is excellent.
Appropriate nonsense ,brilliantly placed dialogues and the added background score brings out a perfect illogical problem by the director.
Foolish  Production-Big Screen Entertainment Pvt. Ltd.
Silly Music-Raghav Sachar

Did I mention there is an option of leaving your brains at home!!

Disclaimer:Please find no rationality in the definition,spelling or analysis of the Trigonometry!!

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Movie Genre:	Comedy
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