Hi Friends,
This time i really come up with some funny and intersting topics for you.So,don’t miss them.Please check it out now........

Sayari No.1

Thosi si sayari ho jaaye par sayar mat bulana


Aisi apni Wife ho

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe ’’chikne, tum right
ho’’,
Aisi apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho


har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!
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Shayari No:     2

check this poetry out.....

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, ’’but’’ ya ’’if’’
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash



Aarz kiya hai .....

    Jab kahtethe aao aao to ate na the
    Abb baar baar ane lage ................

    Mere bad kismati ki kya daad dun
    Sath me bachon ko bhi lane lage
    
   Zara idhar .....

    Aur bhi cheezain buhat see lut chu-ki hain iss dil
ke saath
    Ye bataya dooston ne ishq farma-ne ke baad
    Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez ’’ckeck’’ karta hoon
main
    ’’Eak tere aa-ne se pehle, ek tere jane ke baad’’

    Miyan , khwahis to ye hai ki yun hi sayari me dube
rahen
    Par kya karen samne Kambakht kaam jo pada hai
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                      Khuda haphis .......