Sorry my dear friends and their sisters. Dude’s not here to denounce Mallika but to praise the silly cones.

After observing the ’boost’ these soft and silly appendages have given to Reena Lamba’s career, Dude’s tempted to write a whole epic Conayana on them. Infact dude’s surprised as to why silly cone companies aren’t utilizing this opportunity to popularize their wares! Imagine Mallika on TV, oozing oomph in seductive SCs, whispering softly - ’Meri khoobsurat ada ka raaz - ding dong - Silly Cones’

Enough naansense Dude. Jump on to... err Silly Cones.


Let’s begin - OM Sri Conaye Namhaha


1 : Silly Cones are hotter than 17 kisses


SCs sell better than kisses and I am not referring to Hershey’s here.

Those much touted hot lip-locks couldn’t save a dud like Kwahish. But SCs turned her into an instant sex diva.



2 : Canny Chinese get fooled by Silly Cones


After the way our SC ambassador Mallika had even a ’hardened’ Kung Fu master like Jackie Chan floored by her soft accessories, Dude has a new found respect for synthetics. May be we should export some of these to China for those skinny looking chinese babes? A real good business opportunity for rubber farmers in Kerala.

On a personal level, Dude has an advice for Jackie - ’Chan saheb, it’s all a Myth’



3 : Cones take you from ’Canned’ to ’Cannes’


When everyone thought Ms. Sherawat’s career went bust with her debut, a little bit of ’bust boost’ took her to the Cannes film festival. She became an instant cultural ambassador of India. Everyone was so eager to have a piece of her, be it respected - I’m not talking Playboy here folks - International Magazines or the respected CNN.

It’s understandable people were flabbergasted to see a well-bred babe from a third-world country of half-naked Fakirs. That she was wearing clothes scantier than them helped too. It was a pleasant change of scene on CNN; from bombs dropped on Iraq to a sex bomb from India. Shock & awe at Silly Cones instead of lavishly laden fireworks.

Look where those Cones took an average looking simple lass from Rohtak! You don’t need to be a Miss Universe any more. All you need to get International Recognition is enough bank balance to finance transplants.


Hope this did not leave a ’Bad Taste’. If it did... shucks - it’s rubber.

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Angered at Dude’s moral lapses his Guru Kabira thus chides -

Moond Munddavat Din Gaye? Ajhun Na Miliya Raam
Raam Naam Kahu Kya Karey? Je Man Ke Aurey Kaam

Ages have passed shaving the head, yet union with Ram is not here
Recitation of Ram Naam is futile, when mind is engaged elsewhere.

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