they only serve pork - especially to religious looking indians. they stock less than the required number of veg plates and run out of them or throw them out the window so u cant eat them. so in flight u either eat pork or starve.
the chicks on board are cute and young - which is what most indians like - after the exprience of aunties in IA. but they have tremendous attitude and are least interested in you - physically or sexually. they smirk, are cool towards you and not very keen on making a most lasting and favorable impression on indians. they don’t want to serve you the scotch and look like they are doing you a great favor.
i was happy to see some spirited sardars return the favor by raiding thier pantry in mid air and looting thier scotch. one guy shoved 10 pints up his trouser. after a while the other guys caught on and reached the pantry. the staff babes just quit thier post and huddled together near the captains cabin. thereafter it was a grand free for all and bachchus ruled the skies. many guys couldn’t hold thier drinks and went about vomiting all over the cabin.the pretty chicks refused to come and clean up the mess. so the hapless wives went about soaking wet clothes and cleaning up thier hubbies and the cabin. the aircraft resembled a passenger train full of faujis returning home for leave from field and getting stone dead drunk in the railway fauji coach. it became smelly and filthy and my son nearly passed out from the squalor of it all. i felt like a refugee escaping pakistan after partition ; crammed into an oil tanker.

when we landed delhi there was no tunnel available. so the aircraft switched off the ac and we were all sweating and fainting inside. the sick got sicker and the staff pretty babes put on the gas masks - it smelled so much.

my son got a headache that put him off air travel for two years. he still prefers passenger trains and unreserved second class coaches as a better and more hygenic alternative.

the pretty babes were soon smirking and started passing remarks about ’ delhi belly’ , a description of our own dil wali unhygenic delhi and its famed stomach upsets.

at kuala lampur, the aircraft unloaded us twice due to tech defects. it was a miracle that we ran around the airport looking for new terminals from morning 11 to evening 8 pm when we finally boarded and took off - that so many older passengers didnt get a stroke or hear attack.

this airline is strictly for pork eating , athletic, battle ready adventurists - and not for the faint hearted or chicken/veg eating common travellers.

those who dont like apna IA - better take a look at this - you never know what surprises life has for you and there may be something worse round the corner.

No. of times flown on this Airlines:	Between 4 - 6
Class flown most frequently:	Business Class