Fantasies : Zulu bathing in a round tub with rose petals floating around and surrounded by four beauties from Bollywood.
Frustrations : Its not zulu who is getting his fantasies
fulfilled, but its Shahrukh Khan and secondly he is selling Lux Beauty Soap. They say its 75th year celebration of Lux.
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One realistic SMS floating around about the Power of a man at 75 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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At 45, he quit smoking ! It was Will Power !
At 55, he quit drinking ! It was Will Power !
At 65, he quit gambling ! It was Will Power again !
At 75, he quit Sex ! Power Failure !
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Fantasies : The new positioning of Lux Beauty Soap is aimed at ’’beautiful’’ and ’’gay’’ men. Gay also means happy, u naughty ! Attract the metrosexual men species to use this soap which was traditionally marketed as a beauty soap for women who want to look like Hema Malini, Kareena, Mahima, Urmila ! So doubled sale !
Frustrations : In first place, whether men have specific preferences for using a particular soap i.e. Zulu wants only Gulab flavored Lifebuoy for his night shower so that he can smell like a rose in bed and wants a Cinthol Deo Soap after the workout so that the pigs wont have any complex for their manly fragrances !
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Fair and Lovely’s (The same cream that promises to make u fair !)maximum sales have been coming from Chennai and yet the population of fair skinners from Chennai hasn’t outnumbered the population of fair skinners from any part of the country that is North of Chennai.
Kal aaj aur Kal(?) Bhi Fantasy : Using Lux makes u look like the Film Heroins.
Kal aaj aur Kal (!) Bhi Frustration : While in Goa, I used Lux for my morning bath and in next hour I was running on the beach with my banian stretched below my belly exposing my ’’urmilian’’ legs !
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Zulu type Ultimate and Final Fantasy and Frustrations ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Fantasy : Any female heroin (U fantacise this time) using Anne Frenche for doing the necessary things while sitting on the mountains at Ooty while she is being looked on by Akshay Kumar, Anil Kapoor and John Abraham.
Frustrations : This can also happen. Someone may get inspired after watching Shahrukh’s hairless chest in this LUX advertisement.