May 09, 2007 08:16 PM
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Krish with his father Rohit sitting on their rickety space communication machine….
Beep beep beep beep the sound on the machine……
Krish- Pa I have Jadu at the other end he is saying helo to you!
Rohit- oh, good say my HI to Jadu and ask him when he will be with us for a holiday on as he promised!
Krish- ya jadu can you hear me?(beep beeeep &^%$#@!&^%$#)
Krish- Pa I am receiving a funny sound on my head phone
&^%$# har har har har har har har har
Krish- Pa I can’t believe this, some one else trying to communicate on our Space Comm. Machine
Sound gets stronger har har har har har har
Krish- Pa I don’t believe this someone has actually hacked our system and he is in direct contact with Jadu and few more planets.
Rohit- Oh my god how can this be possible. Stop him he will make them think some wrong
Cut to Jadu on head phone
Jadu- hey Krish what is this funny sound on my receiver seems your earth guys approaching us with space war ship. This is not done! Stop them I am already getting signals from other planets to prepare for an attack. Ask your people to stop that Space war ship now!
Sound getting even stronger- HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Krish and Rohit both- Jadu we don’t know anything about it. Believe us! Some one has hacked the space communication satellite. It’s unbelievable but true! Some one has actually done so.
Cut to Jadu’s Planet:
Jadus Parent scolding their son and he is surrounded by hundreds of other Jaadugars.
Jadu’s Mother- see I told you not to be friends with that stupid earth fellow Rohit.
Jadu’s Father- now because of your foolishness we will be captured by the earth people
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
The sound getting stronger and louder on Jadu’s Planet!
An armed Jaadugar- Chief we have been told by other planet’s boss to launch our missile together with their missile- that space ship’s sound is now even more close it might not be more far than few thousand Kms. We need to attack or we will be captured!
Jadu with tears in his eye- Oh Rohit my friend why did you do this! Oh you have breached our friendship now I can’t help but have to follow what my planet people say…
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR- rohit’s space comm’s speakers already have already blasted into pieces!
Krish- Pa now wat do we do? This har har har will kill the entire mankind. You know how powerfull jadu’s people are!
(Mean while some place else on the earth- Pa what have you read so funny you have been laughing for hours, please stop that now! I can’t concentrate on my studies)
Krish- Pa we have been saved someone has stopped that space war ship. Thank God!
On all the other planets in Universe- STOP- take the missiles back to stand by position. The earth’s space ship has been withdrawn!
Next day Headlines across the world scream. SPACE WAR AVERTED FOR TIM ELY WITHDRWAL OF HAR HAR HAR!Bush claims it was for America war could be averted.
