Huh, what the he*l does a title like that mean? I’ll explain a bit later in the review. Anyway, coming back to the soap in question. A soap is supposed to entertain. But in fact, this fact one is about as dreary as a Dove soap-bar. Nothing about it is entertaining or amusing in the slightest. Here goes my detailed analysis:

SYNOPSIS
Synopsis? What synopsis? There should be a plot/ storyline to give a synopsis. Okay, okay I’ll try my level best. It deals with the life of Jasmeet Walia, who gets readyto marry Armaan Suri, a young business tycoon aftera lot of hassles, fights and even a court case. The serial was fine till then.   

But ever since September 2005, the serial has taken a turn for the worse. Silly melodrama, incoherent scripts and lacklustre execution on the part of the actors and director. Jassi runs away to Naainitaal after a very silly series of events. Of course, she is stupid enough to run away from her wedding ceremony. By this point, it looks as though the scriptwriters have gone to sleep and the poor security staff have been burdened with the responsibility to write the script. Hopeless, in one word.

Ofcourse, by now Jassi and Armaan are happily married and their life is rosy and full of love. They are planning to to adopt a young 4-year- old, Vedika, whose father’s identity is not known. The whole serial looks like a documentary on how to adopt children! No side-plots, no comic relief and no misunderstandings. Sorry, the average TV viewer does not appreciate this.      

CAST PERFORMANCE
In one word, all the characters in this bizarre soap are disinterested. They sleepwalk through their parts and speak without emotion. Even veterans like Apoorva Agnihotri are struggling to understand what the hell is going on.   

Mona Singh (Jassi) has admitted publicly that she is tired of playing Jassi. When the lead actress makes a statement like that, the show is history. Mona, I can understand your sentiments, but do not make public statements like this. It is detrimental to your career. The show is really missing Rakshanda Khan and Maanini De. They livened up even ordinary scripts and made silly incidents look amusing.   

GETTING BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED
In the beginning, I made a statement that said, ’’Jassi clears your digestive tract.’’ Here’s the justification: you’ll want to puke your heart out after you watch an episode of this lacklustre drama. Besides, you might also want to go to the loo urgently. Crap produces crap, you know. I think I’ve said enough.

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