Jai Ho !!!. Review on Jai Ho

Because I love you, I love you till the end. Those men poured two sleeping pills on the glass of alcohol. Why the girl at the pub called up the cops? Next morning, the goons tried to kidnap the girl. Lekin gate pe hum logon ko rokega kaun? Oye Kaalu! Rokega nahi, Thokega.  Those goons apologized in front of aunty. Kaun hain tera baap? Bahut powerful aadmi hain maa ji. Beta ji, toh unse kya sikha? ‘Apna kaam banta, bhaarh mein jaaye janta. Yeh desh tha veer jawano ka, ab reh gaya beimaano ka. Kheton mein ab bhi shookha hain, Mango-Man apna bhookha hain. Kahte hain, India great hain, yahan betiyaan unsafe hain. Apna haq khud bhadkar cheeno, tum brahstachar se fight karo. Yeh aanewali peedi hain, yehi development ki seedi hain. Hum badlenge Itihas re, baaki sab first class hain.’ Why Panditji, the astrologer got slapped by Geeta’s mother?

Geeta’s mom was angry on her because she had a love marriage with a guy whom her mom didn’t like. That’s why; Geeta’s mom was searching for a perfect girl to let Geeta’s younger brother to have an arrange marriage. ‘Nacho re, nacho re; Just get up and nacho re! What are you waiting for re? Let’s party all night re.’ Who wrote the exam paper for that handicapped girl? Aunty, same pinch! Why Rinky got a new name, Pinky? Cops of Mumbai created an artificial traffic jam as the daughter of the Home Minister of Maharashtra was about to pass through a busy road. Even an ambulance with a patient in a critical condition got stuck in that traffic jam. ‘Bina soche samjhe chunoge, toh bhogo.’ Why Suman committed suicide? Suman’s brother got removed from this world under whose order?

Kya kar rahe ho? Baccha kiska hain? Mr. Agnihotri handed over the child to its mother by snatching it from a child-stealer. ‘Thank you mat kahiye. Thank you ke badle jab bhi mauka mile teen logon ki madat kijiye.’ He had a plan to run the network of helping hands to create a good co-operative and peaceful society for the future generation people of India. How can I assist you, Sir? Ummm.problem hain yeh takia! Hey Gandi, su korooche. Masala Chai! Pink! Pink toh Maa Beti ka favourite hain.  Arrey! Geeta Ben, apka bhai karta kya hain? Army mein tha. Tha matlab! Maa, dar ke bhaag gaya hoga. Few years back, one army officer was suspended from the Indian Military Forces as the army officer disobeyed the orders of High Command and marched forward to gun down all the Pakistani Terrorists on Indian soil in an encounter. Arjun Kaul was the witness of that incident. After hearing the past of Mr. Agnihotri, Rinky’s heart started slipping towards that ex-military man. ‘Tere naina bade qaatil, maar hee daalenge. Qaatilana adaa se ek din ish dil ko hasaayenge, rulaayenge, maar hee daalenge. Tere ehesaas ki khushboo meri saanson mein behti hain.’

A doctor was abusing a girl by calling her from a public telephone. The doctor’s license got cancelled after lodging an FIR on his name. The drunkard old man lived in West Basantinagar area of Mumbai. Babu helped that drunkard old man with a social message. The auto-rickshaw driver got a daily passenger. Ashok Pradhan, the Chief Minister of Maharashtra was a very honest and down-to earth person. The rich man injured a poor beggar. Who slapped that rich man? The father was playing cards in the street and his daughter was forced to beg in the streets! What a business it is indeed! Manik insulted Geeta and just after that moment, Geeta’s brother banged up Manik and his men brutally.  Madhav, abbey kaun hain yeh? Manik gave the information about Mr. Agnihotri to a leader of Jan Shakti Morcha Party. Mr. Agnihotri was chasing Manik on the streets of Mumbai. Zindagi mein agar tarakki karni ho toh ‘No Entry’ aur ‘Signal’ ke baad khara rahena sikho.

Mr. Agnihotri got an unofficial bail to fight with the members of Jan Shakti Morcha party. Bhaiye! Har aam aadmi ke andar ek jaanwar raheta hain, usse nahi jagaya toh kya maja liya. Andar ke jaanwar jagao, phir usse ladke dikhao babua. Mr. Agnihotri started behaving like a wild animal and the party members of Jan Shakti Morcha were feeling totally helpless at that moment. The politicians always beg in front of common people of India before the Election, but, in reality, the common people are treated as weak people. ‘Saamne haath jorh kar bhikh maagte ho. Sharif aadmi ko bushdil samajhte ho, izzatdar aadmi ko kayar, imandaar aadmi ko bewakuf. Aam Aadmi sota hua sher hain, ungli mat kar, jag gaya toh, cheer phaarh dega.’ As per Kabir’s statement, Rinky was trying hard to impress Kabir’s maamu. Maamu yeh aap ko phaansa legi. Kabir’s maamu asked some questions, ‘Yeh black kapre aapke hain? Yeh Black Coffee aap ko behat pasand hain?’ Rinky answered to all the questions in a negative tone. Phir yeh sab kis liye? Only for you! ‘Tumko toh aana hi tha, der hui aane mein kyon? Meri toh har ek subah hoti tere saath hee, teri hee baaton mein beete din mera. Jab tak chalein saansein, mujhe jeena only for you, because I Love You. I love you till the end.’

Geeta’s mother got hospitalized due to an accident. Rehan donated one of his kidneys to whom? Geeta requested her brother to apologize to the Home Minister of Maharashtra. Dasharath Singh and his family members started humiliating Mr. Agnihotri. But, Geeta’s mind changed after knowing the name of the murderer of Suman and her brother. After getting the approval from his elder sister, Mr. Agnihotri started beating up the men of Dasharath Singh. Meri behen jhuth nahi bolti, kyon ki uski naam bhi Geeta hain. The drunkard old person felt very satisfied mentally after giving financial assistance to the auto-rickshaw driver in the times of need.

Being a leader of the Yuva Morcha of Jan Shakti Morcha Party, Manik wanted a promotion in his party for the upcoming Election. Sumit got engaged to his girlfriend. Kya bola? Sagahi tere uncle ki? Jhooth kahan bola. Maamu aur uncle ek hi toh hota hain. Rinky came to the party and started scolding Sumit’s girlfriend. Meri beti ko Gando bol rahi hain, gaali de rahi hain. Gujarati mein Gando ka matlab hain pagal. Female kya hota hain Gando ka? Gandi! ‘Tera ghungtha bhi ghaagre jaise ure, latko jhatko jiyara kare. Suraj sajaa doonga, chanda beecha doonga kadmon mein kahe deh joh tu haan. Ae chhora gaando thai gayo. Joh thaaro photo naathi toh photocopy pan chalse.’ Dasharath Singh’s men kidnapped Kabir. The chase began. A leader of Jan Shakti Morcha party died and many other members of that political party got hospitalized. The Chief Minister of Maharashtra wanted to settle down the problems between Mr. Agnihotri and Mr. Singh to maintain a good image of Jan Shakti Morcha Party before the upcoming Election.

Who experienced an electric shock while delivering a speech in front of the students of Little Wonder International School? Dasharath Singh declared that the ex-serviceman murdered Mr. Pradhan. Jhooth bol raha hain yeh. Ek sacche desh bhakt ko hum fauz se nikaal sakte hain, lekin uske dil se, desh bhakti nahi. Dasharath Singh’s tried to attack the ambulance. Sumit took care of the patient inside the ambulance and Babu drove the ambulance towards the City Hospital. Who killed the two cops? Which cop helped Mr. Agnihotri? The son of the Home Minister was having a deadly encounter with the ex-military man. Who murdered the daughter of Dasharath Singh? Was Mr. Singh’s son alive after the encounter? ‘Mere parivaar se ulajhne se pehle, mere baare mein jaan lete toh accha hota.’ Who came out on the street with a military tanker to help Mr. Agnihotri? After watching the TV news while lying on the bed of the City Hospital, the Chief Minister opened his mouth in front of the journalists. Why that drunkard old man gave a tight slap to Dasharath Singh? Some common people of India gathered to see another common man on the terrace of the City Hospital. Accha! Mr. Agnihotri, toh aap hee woh "JAI HO"?