The moment I decided to write a review on Makeup-wekup tips for Men, thousands and thousands of thoughts started cropping up in my mind. I had to address one big issue in my review :
My identity:
The first and foremost fear was about my identity on the MS. How people would rate me from now ? How my reviews would be rated henceforth ? Would people be believing that the handsome ( Come on.. Y r not going to disagree ! ) man’s pic in my profile page is of my self or not ? ....
The reason for such fear was justified by the portayal of the male character into the make-up profession in our Bollywood movies.
I thought that my personality would now be going for a complete overhaul ...
My blue worn-out and faded (Not stinking...) jeans would not be replaced by a pink lycra trouser. My cool-blue Provogue shirt would now be replaced by a flashy, silky frilled yellow top. I also visualised myself adopting a flouncy walking style. Yucks.... Ye review likne ke bad logon ki nazar me kya image rahegi meri... But I again thanked my foresightedness in putting my pic on profile page... (This is what you call Apne muh mitthu-miyan hona ! )
Now, there was one more issue to be addressed. We have so much of varieties in men to be addressed while suggesting makeup tips-ships for them.
This problem would never arise in case of makeup tips for female. The author is of teh strict opinion that the females invariably wear make-up. Look, all the 30 reviews written here before this review pertain to make-up for females...--------------------------------------------------------------------
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Zuludancing presents the pathbreaking secrets of Makeup tips for Males ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Targeted Male types : Metrosexuals (Hey Arbaaz Khan, Milind Soman r u there? ) , The machos (Salman, arjun), The kids (Shaheed..I dont expect to be distrusted by anyone here) and all the married chaps (Including akshay kumar)... Hey Mid-day quoted here about Amir Khan getting secretly married in London...
But i dont believe in Tabloids, I still think Janet Jackson , Britanny Spears are as clean as Mallika, Neha and Bipasha. The author does not want to be bitchy here....The reference of tabloids made him go haywire....
So here it comes..... For the guys having oily faces : Wash the face atleast thrice a day with clean water and clean it with cotton.... If you see the cotton getting with permanent black dye colour (Isnt it a effect of using too much of hair dye...) , repeat the process till the cotton comes out clean , off ur face. Washing onces face, also refreshes oneself !
For the dry skinned faces : Apart from washing ur face, use Medimix soap. Wet ur face with water, lather the soap and apply it on face. Keep it for 2-3 minutes and wash it thoroughly This really helps.
Now...this comes the routine procedure... Shave cleanly, use good aftershave, have a nice deo...guys what else u can think up of the make-up kits for men ? So guys ... the secret is no longer a secret....
The hathoda-chhap , tried and tested method for make-up for u :
Take wash
Clean ur face
Clean it
Use face powder (Really... ?)
Shave cleanly
Apply Aftershave
Use a Deo that lasts longer ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Isnt is that the world of men is simple....thats why we spend more beer and less on make-ups ! yeah ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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