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Laughing Strictly Forbidden
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vivekbp
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May 29, 2003 06:55 AM
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Once upon a time in the midst of thick & dense Udhakamandalam forests His Holiness Sri Sri Sri Dosseshwar Maharaj-ji (H2S3D) being in a blissful & ideaful mood (as ever) asked his param priya shishya
(most beloved disciple) Vivek Maharaj (VM).
H2S3D : Priya Shishya (dear disciple) do you know the Hasya Tanthra (IDEAs for laughter) to achieve supreme bliss & happiness on Mouthshut?
VM : HHSSSD maharaj... for the sake of us your ever ignorant disciples & for the betterment of entire MS, please kindly & considerately reveal the secret of achieving that which is unachievable to most mortals
H2S3D after flashing a benevolent ideaful smile continued....
Chapter 1 : Prem, Suyog & the Bollywood Demons (Premayana & Suyog Sambhava)
Once upon a time during the last phase of Ghor Akhand Kalyug when the hapless people were being bored, tortured & getting turned into mindless zombies by the non-stop nonchalant attacks of Joharasur & Kapurasurs... the main demons being Kareenambe, Tussharasur & Ektaambe. The whole world of TV watchers & movie-goers went Trahi _trahi (SOS ... SOS) & did akhand tapasya ( severe penance).
Unable to see the plight of the poor Bollywood cinegoers & Telly watchers the God of laughter (Hasya Deva) decided to take birth as Premavathar ( premjith) & Suyognath (suyog)
For the full story on how they fought the Bollywood & TV demons read the following Punya kathas (reviews)
Deshanthara Chandra Parva : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/34817-1.html
Panchasura Harana : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/34204-1.html
Kapurasura Mardana : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/32249-1.html
Joharasura Rodhana Vinashan : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/29309-1.html
Akhanda Sarpa Pretha Vinashana Yagna : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/25337-1.html
Guptasura kantaka vimochana : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/30042-1.html
Ghai-asura Maha-Sanghar : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/12777-1.html
Punya Prapthi (salvation) comes only to those who read these Punya kathas (holy stories) personally
!!Premavatharaya Namaha ! Suyognathaya Namaha! Dosseshwar Maharaj ki Jai!!
VM : HHSSSD Maharaj what should us poor depressed souls do if even after reading these Punya kathas with full shraddha bhav (devotion), if we still don’t get Sampoorna Hasya Prapthi (complete attainment of bliss)
Flashing the all-knowing ideaful smile (again) guruji continued....
Chapter 2 : Legend of the Ghost King (Bhoothanatha charitha)
Once upon a time when this world had a very severe drought of humour on Mouthshut Hasya Purush (God of laughter) decided to take avatar as Bhoothnath (ghost-king).
Bhoothnath uvacha (speaketh) : Mama naam bootheshwara spookay. Hasthinapura (Delhi) boothpoorva nivasi. Malla vidya shiksha hetu Japan deshe aagachchami ( I am the supreme spooks & have come to Japan to learn Sumo wrestling)
Malla Vidya Parva : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/23201-1.html
Soundarya Pradarshana Deepika : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/21141-1.html
Mritha Sugandha Vishesha ( Dead Smell Yummy) : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/26162-1.html
Pushpak Vimana adhvana : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/21086-1.html
Punya Prapthi (salvation) comes only to those who read these Punya kathas personally
!!Bootheshwaraya Namaha ! Dosseshwar Maharaj ki Jai!!
VM : Guruji... even after reading Bootheshwara charitha if I still remain depressed?
H2S3D ( with mahakrodh) : Agyaani shishya... if even after reading Premyana, Suyoga Samhava & BC you are still depressed you must have committed some Maha Paap (gravest sin) like watching ‘Rendezvous with Simi Garewal’ , watching Martin Bashir’s interview of Michael Jackson , reading Arundhati Roy’s ‘Devi of chote cheezein’ or Kushwant Singh’s raunchy & lewd novels?
VM : Guru-ji Pahimaam... Pahimaam... (SOS... SOS).. Please forgive your wayward shishya & show me the way to attain salvation from these Ghor sankats (grave dangers)...
Chapter 3 : Leela of the Elephant God (Ganesh Leela)
When the world was filled with the darkness brought about by Dheerubhai Amabanasur & MTNL ( Maha Tantrik Narahantak Layakara) Asurs... the God of laughter decided take the Avataar of one & only Ganesh Maharaj (ganeshb)
Prayaana Samaya-Nashana (TP) Rahasya : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/35532-1.html
MTNL Vasthra Harana : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/36387-1.html
Sehwag Mathru Prem Artha Darshini : http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/36935-1.html
!! Hasya Ganeshaya Namaha !! Dosseshwara Maharaj ki Jai!!
VM does saashtananga pranaam ( surya namaskar/complete roll over ) before the Guru of Gurus tears filled in his eyes & hands folded in reverence & complete surrender
VM : Guruji... you have given me the gyaan (knowledge) which is so invaluable & not easily got by mortals. Dhanyosmi... Dhanyosmi...
!!Ithi Akanda Hasya Tantra Puranam Sampoornam!!
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