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BOLLYWOOD BEAUTIES AND MOUTHSHUT HUSBANDS
Nov 03, 2005 01:41 AM 9661 Views
(Updated Nov 03, 2005 01:43 AM)

Warning


This review is written in a humours way and should be taken in a light way.


Bole toh Happy Diwali to all the bhai log. Khoob patakhe chalao, khoob mithai khao. Uske baad palang par ulta let ke so jao.


In this review I will talk about the most beautiful actresses of Bollywood not just 5 but as many as I like kyunki it’s Diwali Time toh readers logon ko bonus milne ka na.


And also think if these bollywood hotties had to choose a husband from Mouthshut males who will they choose? I will mention that also in this review. So no more bakwaas. Going straight to talk about the hottest patakhas of Bollywood.


Kareena Kapoor No amount of words can describe her beauty. It seems from head to toe she has been made up of pure desi milk! For her the perfect mouthshut husband will be coolcritic007 because both of theirs smile is very infectious.


Rani Mukherjee A typical India beauty. Perfect material for making a housewife. Her eyes are too sexy. Who is good enough for her from MS? Someone who can take care of her needs. I give that responsibility to whitedevil.


Preity Zinta She is as pretty as her name. The dimples on her cheek can increase the adrenaline in anyone’s body. Her partner should also have sexy dimples like her and I don’t think anyone on MS has sexier dimples than rohitthebest.


Shilpa Shetty Her beauty can be compared to that of the Mount Everst. She is very pure and as difficult to attain as the peak of the Mt. Everest. Who should get a chance to conquer this Mt. Everest? Someone who can go on with the business “chupchap” without getting tired - main_chup.


Mallika Sherawat Her beauty is more of the bold kind. Her beauty lies in her courage to change and fight with traditions. She needs someone who has more balls (read guts) than her. And who can be more appropriate than our good old blunt criminal.


Antra Mali Antra Mali is like a delicate flower in a garden who needs daily care of a good mali (gardener). Who should be given this job of gardening? After seeing all the resumes Zuludancing seemed the best candidate for the post.


Celina Jaitley Since she is so beautiful everyone feels like making friendship with her. So she will need a husband who can do wrestling and beat the villains. I think cticize can do that perfectly.


Bipasha Basu Bipasha Basu is a beauty more on the darker side but a beauty never the less! She likes a husband who is crazy about bikes (like John Abraham), so I make her the wife of mnc123 for having an “in-depth” knowledge of bikes and wives.


Esha Deol Do you think it is biologically possible that the daughter of “Dream Girl” Hema Malini won’t be a beauty? Absolutely not! She is such a natural beauty that she can give inferiority complex to even Angelina Jolie! For her perfect husband would be Dr. Shafique because he looks like Dharmendra, so she can keep receiving fatherly love even after marriage.


Riya Sen Riya Sen is so beautiful that if you are having dinner with her dinner will go cold because you will forget to eat and keep looking at her gorgeous face and figure! I give Riya Sen to prasidddha because that way he can get the desired fame of being Riya Sen’s husband.


Madhuri Dixit She is so beautiful even after marriage that it seems she is using a face mask of her youthful days. I give her hand to our respected bhaiya Anuj_Bhatnagar because her experience will make job easy for Anuj. Taaaaalllliiiyaaaan!


Amisha Patel Although her acting isn’t that great but the beauty of her body and face can be seen even by a blind man. I make her the wife of cool_tanmay since she really deserves a passionate lover boy like him.


Aishwarya Rai She isn’t a girl! She is like an apsara coming straight from the heaven to the earth! Someone really really lucky deserves chance to be her husband and I give it to parikhmunir because he can fight with both Salman and Vivek for her. Munir will looks better than Salman without shirt since Munir’s biceps are more.


Kajol She is another fine beauty, even after marriage. Her simplicity is more beautiful than the most expensive make-up. I think a guy like the_final_verdict should be good enough for her.


Koena Mitra She has killing looks and her dance can make whole India go wild. I give her to Diver so she can make him dance on her tunes.


Diya Mirza She has cute and innocent looks. Her sex appeal is equivalent to Britney Spears. The perfect mouthshut husband for her would be Jrangoon as he can make her smile all the time with his wit and humour.


Sushmita Sen She is another real beauty who seems to have been born in beauty parlour because of her such tempting looks. In Main Hoon Na she left me drooling. I gift her to our Mouthshut CEO Mr. Faisal for coming on NDTV tonight. (Don’t miss the program at 9:30). Jai Faisal! Jai Mouthshut! Taaaaallllliyaaan!


Neha Dhupia She is damn beautiful. See Julie if you don’t trust me. She was a callgirl in that movie who was later married to a decent guy Priyanshu Chatterjee. In real life also I’m giving her the decentest (most decent) guy on MS Jai_Coer.


Ab aap poochenge sari heroines distribute kar dee bhaiya Dhananjay tera kya hoga! To mere liye meri Sania Mirza hee kafi hai. She isn’t less than a beautiful heroine.


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