Time to end breathing in the poisons that Tortoise, Good Knight and others of their ilk were purveying as weapons of mass destruction for mosquitoes.

Now you can get the brandless Chinese

electric mosquito killing bats at traffic junctions, platforms and other exclusive shopping enclaves. These bats are rechargeable and efficient. They don’t merely drive the mosquitoes away to your neighbour’s. They zap them. WITH sound effects. PTHATAK PHATAK PHATAK! What a fun! And the next census of mosquitoes will surely see a drastic reduction in their numbers. And to top it all,  mosquitoes cant develop resistance to electricity as they may with these other poisons in the course of evolution. The bats also double up as emergency lamps. The provide you with exercise and are also said to be a secret status symbol among Bollywood stars and American presidents.

Five stars for the Chinese mosquito zapping electric bats!

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