Oct 20, 2013 01:00 AM
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When he was a kid of 8 years old, he lost his parents. His grandfather and grandmother took care of him and he also became a sweet-maker. His grandfather was a die-hard fan of Sachin Tendulkar. On his grandpa’s 100th birthday celebration, a cricket match of India Vs Pakistan was going on. Arrey! Sachin 99 runs pe hain. Sachin gifted a catch to the Pakistani wicket-keeper to get out on 99 runs. Dadaji aur Sachin dono hee 99 pe out ho gaye.
As per Hindu rituals, after death, the dead body of a human is totally burned in fire. The ashes of that body are immersed in the holy river of Ganga. His grandfather had a wish that his ashes to be immersed in two parts; one in River Ganga and one at the sea waters of Rameswaram. As per Hindu mythology, Lord Rama made a bridge at Rameswaram with the help of Lord Hanuman and his friends to reach the Lanka kingdom of demon Ravana.
Arrey! Yaar! Goa ka paani baheke Rameswaram tak hee jaati hain. Immerse that pot of ashes in the waters of Goa only. His grandma came to sea-off him. The plan was to get down at Kalyan Junction. Oh! Shit! Man! I forgot the pot of ash inside the compartment. Can you hear the tune of the song, ‘Tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana sanam’? Yeah! But, she is not Simran; her name is Meena. A gentleman should not help the big fat guys after helping a beautiful girl. Those four fatty guys were her cousin brothers. Tamilians generally don’t understand Hindi. Meri fikar mat karna, mujhe bahut badiya company mil gayi hain...usse hindi nahi aati hain...kisne boli tujhe mere ko hindi nahi aati. Apaharan !!! Jaare, tu jaare, souchalay jaa re...jaane kyon mujhe yeh souchalay bhejhe...jaa jaa souchalay. Nokia Lumia 920 only costs Rs. 34, 249/- only. Isse call kar sakti naa? The fat Tamilian who was wearing the saffron colored shirt threw away that Nokia handset out of the train. Ticket please! Sun meri TC, inh goondo ko don’t take easy, something is very very fishy, maa kasam yeh charon ke chaar, iske paas hain long hatiyaar. The ticket checker got thrown out of the train, though, thankfully, in the river waters only. Get out of the train, baby!
Aigo! Meena is the daughter of Durgeswar, the Don of Tamil Nadu. Durgeswar wanted his daughter to get married to Thangabali. Thangabali is the son of Durgeswar’s friend. Get down from the train, baby. Meena told three lies to her father. Don’t worry; bhagne mein mera bahut experience hain. Meet me at the store room. Cross connections took place and the Tamilian aunty started regarding Rahul as a very naughty man. Actually, that 40 years old man wanted to get out of that Kumban gaon. Oye! Policewala ka kaam hee hain laash ko pehchaan naa. I am Shamsher from Punjab. Arrey! Which part kya? Full body is of Punjab. Thangabali ne Tamil mein kya bola? Thangabali challenged you in a fight and whosoever wins that fight will marry Meena. Rahul accepted the challenge unknowingly. Thangabali organized the fight show on that night. 1, 2, 3, 4...get on the dance floor...gili gili gili some more. The drunkard escaped from the battlefield after giving some lectures.
Wake up! Dude! You are in a trawler of Sri Lankan smugglers in the International Waters. Oho! You know Durgeswar! Before Thangabali weds Meena, again, Rahul got delivered back to the same venue. Main Meena ko kidnap karta hoon. What happened to Dugeswar’s car? You take your way, I take my way. In Tamil jungles, the tribal people neither understand Hindi nor English. One truck driver gave the information that the entire South India is searching for that man from Mumbai who kidnapped a Tamil lady. The two love-birds met again. Don’t underestimate the power of a common man. Both of them settled down in a peaceful village of Tamil Nadu as a married couple. As per the traditional rituals of a temple of Tamil Nadu, a husband must carry his wife on his lap to the top of the temple by walking 300 staircases upwards. Rahul completed the ritual and rubbed the vermillion on Meena’s forehead. Titli ban ke dil uraah hain kahi dooor, khusboo se juraa hain kahi dooor.
Thangabali and his men came to that peaceful village, but, those villagers protested violently. In that time, both of them escaped from there. Chipak chipak ke chalti kabhi kabhi doh raahe. Meena did not forget to take the pot of ash. After immersing his grandfather’s ash in the waters of Rameswaram, his soul gave him the green signal to proceed forward for a new romantic life with courage. You can never solve a problem by running away from it; you can only solve the problem by facing that problem. Meena decided to go to Pune at her friend’s house. Why Rahul came back to the same spot instead of running away? Who won the battle between Rahul and Thangabali? Who had a bigger heart? To whom did Meena marry finally? Anna ke jaise aankhon mein kaala chasma laaga ke, coconut mein lassi milaake, aa jao saare mood banaake, aaja rajni dance, don’t miss the dance, Lungi dance....Lungi dance...Disco mein jab yeh gaana bajega, on the floor aana padega, lungi ko uthana padega...Did those love birds return back to Mumbai by “CHENNAI EXPRESS”?
