Mouthshoot!! A fertile land for film reviews and reviews on film stars and every shooter seems to have good knowledge about film production and it’s before and aftermath! I can’t be a film reviewer

because every time, I see a movie my attention is diverted from the scenes on the screen, I start visualizing the camera position for that particular scene, if the camera is mounted on a trolley, where could have been reflectors placed for lights, camera zooming to get heroine’s close-up and me thinking about the spot boys who are pushing it on rails!! Similarly I think a lot about a director’s take on choosing the actors for his dream!! Could not agree more with “Balki” as he said he has conceptualized Chinee Kum with AB in his mind!! Got a chance to see Amritsar to LA of Gurinder Chadha!! Now why exactly on earth did she chose to cast Aish in her beautiful Foreign Dream? Trying to read the “bulky” Guri’s mind and my experience watching the film- leaves a bad taste and a good taste!! Pahle bad ki baat karte hain!!

Ah Aish- the “apsara” on earth and that too in our country, could not help loving her eyes, her smile, but these two assets of her are so natural, yes flawlessly natural and beautiful they don’t act!! They only reveal the truth- Gurinder we are too dumb to pour so many of emotions you demand, it’s like asking for a sky from us, can’t we just get away with a something chaltaa-firtaa!!  Don’t worry your audience will still love it cause we live in their dreams, their fantasies and ahem sometimes in their bathrooms, just for the pleasure of bathing with Aish (I swear I saw a fan doing that I was flabbergasted to say the least). So I see beautiful eyes who are trying to emote err but fall flat as a cool swimming pool I would love to spend my evening “in” with my drink (on second thought I can do away with my drink - heavy drinking is always fatal), and pouts those don’t quiver while saying something very touchy, heart hitting, they just pour the dialogues out and rest in peace “one on another” or vice versa till Gurinder makes them work for a retake!! “Kaamchor” of first order they are!! And talk of the way they laugh- a self endorsing giggle proclaiming look buddy how stupid cupid we are!! Tumko maangta hai toh bolo wernaa aage badho!! So dumb-stuck we are we say “chalegaa rupwati- ye tumhaari bevkoofana hasi humaare dil me her baar lata tofaaa hai” and she walks pretty captivating my heart and soul- only when I press the mute button of my remote!! 

And now the good part- Aish must have dared to ask Gurinder about stori (did you ever wear a Stori collection? Usske baad aapke kapde jhaadiyo ke paas milte hain- good clothes they are if they promise so!!), Gurinder though surprised at her courage must have winked and said “stori? Darling it’s same you love doing in your real life” Fall in love with the wrong guy and then you meet someone who makes you admire his visa power and muscle power errrr hindi me bole toh dhaak of one belonging from A1 family” Aish must have giggled and sobbed a bit- no no aunty- meri ijjat ka kachraa hoga!! Its some what like my own story- that you are making public!! I don’t want my ex to get reincarnated with this film making them nostalgic about me and making my life hell again with phone calls and press conferences. No, No, please mujhe abhi yaad aayaa I will have problems with dates too!! Gurinder must have laughed and said “ oye meri soni kudi main kya ghaas kha ker itni moti hui hoon” I have already talked with foreign heroes who will be partners in crime- no distant relation with any Indian for you in this film” ab toh khuush?”’ and the best part you don’t need to act just be yourself (read dumb, foolish) dance a bit, giggle a bit, and I wont be haggling about how I want you to do it- “tujhe script de ker camera ke saamne chhod denge tu toh yahi karte aa rahi hai ab tak, tu araam naal ker legi meri bachchi!”

And thus we saw Aish in the film giggling, erremoting and last trying hard to act in the film!! Nayyar, the co-producer of the film must had been furious on Gurinder that this movie will be such a trash because of the wondergirl Aish- Gurinder must have assured her- “oye tussi na ghabraayeen jab tak Aish ke Deewaane- uski aankhon me doob ke marne waale aur pouts per jaan lutaane waale hain ye film hit hogi”

I don’t know if this movie was hit but I enjoyed spending my times with this “apsara” who gets deadlier with your mute button on!! Yes I have heard she was good in “Provoked”, well everything gets better with time!! All the more she is yet to be seasoned wine!!

Plot Revealed In The Review:	Somewhat revealed
Best to watch with:	Friends
Movie Genre:	Family Movie
Best part in the movie:	No Comment