Have you actually tasted it?
Do you like gin at all?

If your answer to the first question is ’’no’’ - then lucky, lucky you. Pat yourself on the back and get off home with yourself. Ok chances are you are at home which is why you’re reading this but nevermind.

If your answer to the second is ’’Nooo way’’ then clearly you are insane and possibly therefore should buy some of this petrol masquerading as liquour because there probably is no hope for you anyway.

If however you like gin but haven’t tried Beefeater, trust me - you should if I drunk any more gin I wouldn’t have time to leave the house - Gordons is King, Queen and President elect (if you’re not cool with the monarchy thing). Bombay Sapphire, lovely for a little change and nice before dinner. Beefeater is the dirty cousin who hasn’t washed or spoken to anyone for 15 years and turns up at a family funeral demanding his share of the inheritance. Don’t be tempted! Put the extra 5p and buy Gordons, your liver will thank you and your tastebuds will have a carnival in your honour.

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