Aug 18, 2008 11:39 AM
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Bachna Aye Haseeno ::: Scanned !!!! :) BACHAOOOOOOOO That was what I was saying when I was watching the movie. Bachna Aye Haseeno is nothing else but a pure fu*k and go and come and cry and beg saga from Yash Raj Films.
Delhi/ Switzerland 1996. Story is about Mr Raj Sharma who has no Sharam what so ever. He is a casanove ( or to be one :S:S ). He is on a tour to Switzerland which is being shown in a Yahs Raj Film for the first time. Meets a girl there called Mahi, who is also on a tour to Switzerland to look for Her RAJ, somebody same to same as Raj from DDLJ.
Raj and Mahi meet because mahi misses her train. And instead of hiring a red color convertible, they Hire a scooter to make an attempt to catch the train. They sing a song LOL and then Raj Drops her at the Airport where Mr Puneet Issar was waiting only to say Puttar Ji Puttar Ji Puttar Ji. It was then that Mahi over hears Raj talking to his friends and goes back heart broken.
Mumbai 2002. Mr Raj is living with Bipasha ji in a rented apartment. And Yes It is a Live In relation ship, Not seen earlier in YRF films. ;) Raj wants to go to Australia ( sala bhanch*d ) and wants to Dump Bipasha as he was never in love with her. Makes number of excuses but Bipasha is Such A Chipku that she even accepts it that Ranbir is incapable of Producing Kids. Finally Ranbir elopes leaving Bipasha stranded in the Temple.
Australia (don't know which Year)
Raj - The Fu*ing machine is in australia now. Going around with ladies, being thrown out of the house by girls in absolute early man positions. In Comes the Biggest Star The Puke Pade Corner. All she knows is to shower her english with a total BHAIYYA accent. Get it Right as GATE IT RITE DOOD and You are not getting it as U ARE NOTE GATING IT. Now I dont think so that Priyanka is the worst actress we have, Its The Puke Padu Corner. What a waste of Human Body. In India we call these kind of people as Mistakes. Donno was Prakash Padukone used, may be a badminton racket.
Boom, and one day Deepika breaks Raj's heart and goes away. Dear aaye Durast Aaye, Raj gets up from his long Kumbhkaran sleep and realises that he owes an apology to the 2 ladies and travels from Australia to Amritsar to Apologise to Mahi, only to get Boxed by her husband and then join Mahi's sister's wedding party and Finally apologises to her. Now He s in Italy to apologise to Bipasha who makes an absolute Joker out of him and he does every thing just like a fuked up chuiya insaan in pursuit of forgiveness.
Mission Amritsar and Mission Italy accomplished, So Mr Raj is now back in Australia. The Taxi Driver had sent him a lot of letters when He was out of Aus and he comes and reads them and runs to get and and just like No other YRF movie, the Lovers unite and Kiss. :)
So Now, Mr Sidharth Anand, can u please tell y do u have such a facination for Live Ins ?? Are u born outta one of them ?? You made Zinta and Saiflulli Khan stay in Australia and now this
The movie intends to be a comedy, but at no single point it makes u laugh. At least I dint life even in one scene. There was this one scene in the climax where he board's deepika's cab with an Australian and His Kid. The way the Aussie and his kid behave during Raj's and Gayatri's convo is certainly hilarious.
The Direction is weak, First Salaam Namastey, which was an average movie ( Thanks to Javed Jaffery ) then Tara Bum Bum which was a bakwaas and now this which is even worse.
Performaces - Ranbir Kapoor is good and this guy has the potential of making it big in future. He is 1000 times better than Gandmaran Khan. Ranbir, IMO was better in sawariya than this one, but this is good too.
Kunal Kapoor is actually the show stealer in his 15 minutes in the movie. Bipasha is Ok. Minnisha Lamba is good and she is a good actress which she actually proved with her first movie Yahaan and with Shaurya. She was good in Dus Kahaniyaan too.
The Puke Padu Corner is a Chakka in disguise. She can't deliver dialouges, she cant act. Her Hands reach her knees making her look like a skeleton and her face is like a Toad. After seeing her, I could just say [b]Hey Bhagwaan, kya yeh bhi Insaan ki bachchi hai [/b].
Overall - The movie is faltu for me and I did not enjoy it even for a second. A total Bakwaas with those cheesy lines like Aajkal Pariyan Milne Lagi hai , Chuk Chuk gadi me chalne lagi hain. :S Rating - 1 out of 5. 1 only for the BaH title song which is a remix of an Old Classic and has been one of my favorite songs.
