Nincompoop and Nikamma. Review on Abhishek Bachchan

We have had a lot of good actors in the past but at the moment Bollywood is cursed with star sons and daughters and that is one of the main reasons why Bollywood is making  crap movies left, right and centre.

 heading  the star sons  list is the great Bachchan son Abhishek Bachchan, who cannot even stand straight as his posture is like the hunch back of Notre Dame, who has not even been taught to speak Urdu or Hindi in proper diction by his eminent father, and as far as talent is concerned he has inherited no genes for that from either his father or mother just like his female counterpart Esha Deol.

*Now the  problem is we the   poor audience have to watch him because his dad wants him to be next Amitabh Bachchan, but even than he has to dub for his son in Guru, and sabotage both Madhvan and Mithun's roles plus add semi naked Aish and very naked Mallika to make a hit out of an idiotic script, which proves that he is intelligent enough to realise that Abhishek Bachchan is totally worthless on his own.

Now Abhishek Bachchan is really a nice boy but he was not designed by nature to be either a movie star or an  actor as has  proven in his  last 20 movies.  The worst was the biggest flop of  last year Umarao Jaan where he played a Nawab who was more concerned with showing off  his rings than with his  Urdu accent.  The poor author Mriza Ruzwa who wrote the urdu novel in 1850 must have been turning in his grave upon seeing this most awful decapitation of his character by Mr Bachchan best friend J.P dutta, but that is not the end as Mr Bachchan works free in any movie where his son cast with him.  The joke is buy one get one free and this has been  proven in Kabhi Alvida na Kehna and Bunty aur Babli.*

The worse is yet to come as Drona will compete  with Hrithik Roshan new movie with the two planned to release concurrently to prove that Dhoom 2 was a hit because of Abhishek Bachchan who looks like an ape in front of Mr Roshan and we can understand why Mrs Aiswariya kissed  Hrithik Roshan in the movie, because no sane women would want to kiss Mr Bachchan junior.

The worse performance ever in Indian cinema was given by Mr Abhishek in Salaam Namaste which totally made a joke of a serious issue like abortion and the second worse perforamance was given in Lage Raho Munnabhai, where he also appeared in 2 scenes thanks to his fathers connections, but we can tolerate him in 2 scenes  but not for a whole movie like Umarao Jaan where you get a headache,  Just listening to him speaking Urdu which is totally murdered by him.

I wish Mr Bachchan had arranged an Urdu tutor which can be obtained for only 50 rupess a day in India. But Mr Abhishek Bachchan has also had his fun and used Miss Rani Mukherji 2 years back in Yuva and Bunty aur Bablie, but when Miss Aish came to to work with Mr Bachchan in Khakee she won both Mr Bachchan and Abhishek over despite Rani Mukherji doing her best in Black as the poor little deaf-mute girl which she is reduced to being in real life now, all thanks to the  2 Bachchans.the poor rejected soul was not even invited to abisheks wedding surprisingly, even though her rival counterpart miss zinta was prominently present .lol

I have seen the trailer of next Yash Raj  epic folly movie Jhoom Bara Bar Jhoom, which has 2 of the worst worst  actors  of Indian cinema working together and they both happen to be Dharmendras and Amitabh Bachchans sons. The duo who gave us Sholay and Chupke Chupke.

If you have seen the trailer of this movie, you will notice that Bobby Deol wtih his blond hair looks more like a heroine than Lara Dutta, so take heed and do not to watch this disaster which is going to come next month, but thats not the end as now we have ashwariya as mrs bachan and the two tegether are the worst couple on indian screen and I dread having to endure the torture of watching them in future with the ugly old man of indian cinema, Amitabh in another disaster by the rgv factory coming our way, which will prove even the senseless and stupid nishabd to be a classic .lol

Thank you for Reading.e t