If people would like to read one word reviews, here’s my review for Kucch Naa Kaho - ’’PATHETIC’’ - in capital letters.

Story

Abhishek Bachchan falls in love with Aishwarya Rai (who else?), who had been assigned the job of finding a suitable match for him. On the side - he befriends this highly irritating kid. Little does he know that she is married and also has a kid (who abhishek has befriended). Ash is portrayed as a highly independent woman; a supermom who’s raising up her kid single handedly and struggling in her career as a fashion designer. When she finds out that Abhishek is in love with her - the usual rona-dhona about some stupid reason you wont even care to comprehend. And then the usual pyaar ke scenes in the rain - followed by the usual gaana-bajaana. Okay, so ash’s husband had deserted her, when she was about to deliver the kid. He had been out of the scene for 7 years and suddenly appears when Ash is having a merry time with Aby’s Baby, whom she’s planning to marry. She’s pretty pissed with Arbaaz for leaving him for seven years. But being the independent superwoman she just cant tell him to f*** off. Wow! What a character.... you feel like roasting the whole crew after this point. What happens in the end is anyone’s guess..

Cons
* Abhishek Bachchan - overacted a lot.
* Music - please give us more than just the title track. The rest of the songs were atrocious.
* Aishwarya Rai - all she can do is play Miss World in her movies. And give that disgusting artificial smile of hers, which she probably learnt while preparing for the beauty pageants.
* The kid - why the hell do they have to give such melodramatic dialogues to kids.
* Jaspal Bhatti - what the hell was he doing in the movie?
* Tanaaz Currim - give me a break. puhl-ease. Will you? The movie would have been a bit more tolerable without her.
* The kid’s boarding school - I pray - please do tell me which boarding school this is- I’ll make sure my children never go there.


PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!

Nandz.

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