Why Planning is important?

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name......................... (2 MARKS)

Q.2. which tire burst? (98 MARKS)

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!


True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992

A story tells that two friends were walking

through the desert During some point of the

Journey they had an Argument, and one friend

Slapped the other one In the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without

saying anything, wrote in the sand:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis,

where they decided to take a bath.

The one who had been slapped got stuck in the

mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.

After he recovered from the near drowning,

he wrote on a stone:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend

asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now,

you write on a stone, why?" The other friend replied

"When someone hurts us we should write it down

in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away.

But, when someone does something good for us,

we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it.."

LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN

THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR

BENEFITS IN STONE!!!

HI,

Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom...
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..  
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Alley alley bura laga...

                                        So why did you send me here?

So helpless that I needed to depend

On strong arms to hold me down

So lacking and young that I couldn’t defend

Me, against the eventual dependencies;

And why, when I have them leant so well

So well, that I do need them now

Do you wait for me unlearn?

Shove me in the fires of life,

To singe my soul and expose the burns;

 

I wonder why you gave me a home

That taught me sturdy beliefs to keep

And never back down in the face of torment

That stood in the face of my innate beliefs;

When, you want me to unlearn

And accept that all exist –

And change will cast shadows of doubt

On everything I believe, for it shall fall short

New beliefs will need to be birthed

I only wonder what it’s all worth

 

It’s just an age of discontent

From wilful child to a candid youth

I’ve seen your fancy versions of truths

None did I like

Most did I fight

And tired myself out, before my time

The cloistering dependencies didn’t get unlearned

Some fires of life never managed to burn

Enough to sweep the litter of connections

And shove them in a plastic bag

And cast them in the river of insular existence

In the face of your unabashed persistence

Of Everything I learnt when I was young

 

Sorry God, I can’t undo

Everything you

Intended for me to eventually discard;

You graceful discretion, ended up a turncoat

Like a blemish of twisted faith upon your intentions;

Some contrived truths

And some garbled myths

In a lapse of reason, you couldn’t prevent

Just a little child, in the face of your wilderness

Already I feel so spent

 

And although the beauty of your persistence,

Is not lost on my fumbling mind

What could have been, the dream

Might even have been sublime

 

But Sorry God, I am all spent

All I ended up – is with is an age of discontent

Holding you very close to me
I will be today the way you want me to be
I want to feel your essence
I want you to adore my presence
Come dance the dance of love with me
Oh my love, just be wild...just be free
Let's get involved and so busy
Captivating just you and just me
Let us dance until the night is done
Let us dance until the dusk is almost here
It is going to be real love and no fun
Listen to the unheard voice of my heartbeats
Hear the song of my heart
Let's move to the music of life
Let's dance to the pain of reality
Come and dance these intricate steps
I'll let you dominate and I shall follow
Our hearts shall race
Our feet should keep a steady pace
Come along and the dance begin
Both of us compete and no one shall win
This dance of love will begin for you and me
A dance to set us free.....

World wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure,
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!

IPL's Team Profile And Complete Schedule

IPL's Team Profile:
MUMBAI INDIANS
DELHI DAREDEVILS
KOKLATA KNIGHT RIDERS
RAJASTHAN ROYALS
BANGALORE ROYAL CHALLENGERS
DECCAN CHARGERS
KINGS XI PUNJAB
CHENNAI SUPER KINGS

to more info click here http://news-at-u.blogspot.com/


IPL's complete schedule:
April 18: Bangalore v Kolkata at Bangalore
April 19: Mohali v Chennai at Mohali and Delhi v Jaipur at Delhi
April 20: Mumbai v Bangalore at Mumbai; Kolkata v Hyderabad at Kolkata
April 21: Jaipur v Mohali at Jaipur
April 22: Hyderabad v Delhi at Hyderabad
April 23: Chennai v Mumbai at Chennai
April 24: Hyderabad v Jaipur at Hyderabad
April 25: Mohali v Mumbai at Mohali
April 26: Bangalore v Jaipur at Bangalore; Chennai v Kolkata at Chennai
April 27: Mumbai v Hyderabad at Mumbai; Mohali v Delhi at Mohali
April 28: Bangalore v Chennai at Bangalore
April 29: Kolkata v Mumbai at Kolkata
April 30: Delhi v Bangalore at Delhi.
May 1: Hyderabad v Mohali at Hyderabad; Jaipur v Kolkata at Jaipur
May 2: Chennai v Delhi at Chennai.
May 3: Hyderabad at Bangalore at Hyderabad; Mohali v Kolkata at Mohali
May 4: Mumbai v Delhi at Mumbai; Jaipur v Chennai at Jaipur
May 5: Bangalore v Mohali at Bangalore
May 6: Chennai v Hyderabad at Chennai
May 7: Mumbai v Jaipur at Mumbai
May 8: Delhi v Chennai at Delhi; Kolkata v Bangalore at Kolkata
May 9: Jaipur v Hyderabad at Jaipur
May 10: Bangalore v Mumbai at Bangalore; Chennai v Mohali at Chennai
May 11: Hyderabad v Kolkata at Hyderabad; Jaipur v Delhi at Jaipur
May 12: Mohali v Bangalore at Mohali
May 13: Kolkata v Delhi at Kolkata
May 14: Mumbai v Chennai at Mumbai; Mohali v Jaipur at Mohali
May 15: Delhi v Hyderabad at Delhi
May 16: Mumbai v Kolkata at Mumbai
May 17: Delhi v Mohali at Delhi; Jaipur v Bangalore at Jaipur
May 18: Hyderabad v Mumbai at Hyderabad; Kolkata v Chenna at Kolkata
May 19: Bangalore v Delhi at Bangalore
May 20: Kolkata v Jaipur at Kolkata
May 21: Mumbai v Mohali at Mumbai; Chennai v Bangalore at Chennai
May 22: Delhi v Kolkata at Delhi
May 23: Mohali v Hyderabad at Mohali.
May 24: Delhi v Mumbai at Delhi; Chennai v Jaipur at Chennai
May 25: Bangalore v Hyderabad at Bangalore; Kolkata v Mohali at Kolkata
May 26: Jaipur v Mumbai at Jaipur
May 27: Hyderabad v Chennai at Hyderabad
May 28 and 29: Rest days
May 30: First semi-final at Mumbai
May 31: Second semi-final at Mumbai
June 1: Final at Mumbai

Result of " BIRTHDAY GAME VERY FUNNY !!"

Top three Funny Comments:
1. i kissed a fat lady Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars ==> ashish.vairale
2. i had crush on a fat lady Because I was drunk.==> unitetheworld
3. I kissed a gangster because I was drunk ==> madhuriesingh

BIRTHDAY GAME VERY FUNNY !! It's a Birthday game.
RULES--> Please select month, date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence and Comment it here:-

Pick the month you were born in:
January-------i shot
February----- i ate
March---------i killed
April------- -i ran away with
May-----------i fell in love with
June----------i murdered
July----------i gave my shoes to
August--------i sang a duvet with
September ----i had crush on
October-------i danced with
November -----i kissed
December------I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8------ ------an ipod
9------- -----my enemy
10------------a goat
11------ -----my dog
12------ -----my cat
13------------the computer
14------- ----my science teacher
15-------- ---my neighbor
16------------myse
lf
17------------a giraffe
18--------- --my bestfriend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permenant marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my pshyciatrist
26------------
old lady
27------------hockey stick
28--------- --a football player
29--------- --a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because i was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Becaus
e I m a half dead.
Red---------- Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Beca
use i cant control myself.
Green---------Becau
se I hate myself.
Purple--------Becau
se I’am shy
Gray----------Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Becau
se I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry


The best Three Comment Will Get Gifts

 * By acclamation, Michael Jordon is the greatest basketball player of all time. A phenomenal athlete with a unique combination of grace, speed, power, artistry, improvisational ability and an unquenchable competitive desire. Jordan single-handedly redefined the NBA superstar. Before joining NBA, Jordan was just an ordinary person, so ordinary that was he was removed from the high school basketball team because of his "lack of skill".

    * Walter Disney was American film producer, director, screenwriter, voice actor and animator. One of the most well-known motion picture producers in the world, Disney founded a production company. The corporation, now known as The Walt Disney Company, makes average revenue of US $30 billion annually. Disney started his own business from his home garage and his very first cartoon production went bankrupt. During his first press conference, a newspaper editor ridiculed Walt Disney because he had no good ideas in film production.

    * Winston Churchill failed the 6th grade. However, that never stopped him to work harder! He strived and eventually became the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the Second World War. Churchill is generally regarded as one of the most important leaders in Britain and world history. In a poll conducted by the BBC in 2002 to identify the "100 Greatest Britons", participants voted Churchill as the most important of all.

    * Steven Spielberg is an American film director. He has won 3 Academy Awards and ranks among the most successful filmmakers in history. Most of all, Steven was recognized as the financially most successful motion picture director of all time. During his childhood, Spielberg dropped out of junior high school. He was persuaded to come back and was placed in a learning-disabled class. He only lasted a month and then dropped out of school forever.

    * Albert Einstein was a theoretical physicist widely regarded as the most important scientist of the 20th century. He was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize for Physics for his explanation of the photoelectric effect in 1905 and "for his services to Theoretical Physics". However, when Einstein was young, his parents thought he was mentally retarded. His grades in school were so poor that a teacher asked him to quit, saying, "Einstein, you will never amount to anything!"

    * In 1947, one year into her contract, Marilyn Monroe was dropped by 20th Century-Fox because her producer thought she was unattractive and could not act. That didn't deter her at all! She kept on going and eventually she was recognized by the public as the 20th century's most famous movie star, sex symbol and pop icon.

    * John Grisham's first novel was rejected by sixteen agents and twelve publishing houses. He went on writing and writing until he became best known as a novelist and author for his works of modern legal drama. The media has coined him as one of the best novel authors even alive in the 21st century.

    * Henry Ford's first two automobile companies failed. That did not stop him from incorporating Ford Motor Company and being the first to apply assembly line manufacturing to the production of affordable automobiles in the world. He not only revolutionized industrial production in the United States and Europe, but also had such influence over the 20th century economy and society. His combination of mass production, high wages and low prices to consumers has initiated a management school known as "Fordism". He became one of the three most famous and richest men in the world during his time.

    * Soichiro Honda was turned down by Toyota Motor Corporation during a job interview as "engineer" after World War Two. He continued to be jobless until his neighbours starting buying his "home-made scooters". Subsequently, he set out on his own to start his own company. Honda. Today, the Company has grown to become the world's largest motorcycle manufacturer and one of the most profitable automakers - beating giant automaker such as GM and Chrysler. With a global network of 437 subsidiaries, Honda develops, manufactures and markets a wide variety of products ranging from small general-purpose engines and scooters to specialty sports cars.

    * Akio Morita, founder of giant electric household products, Sony Corporation, first product was an electric rice cooker, only sold 100 cookers (because it burned rice rather than cooking). Today, Sony generates US$66 billion in revenue and ranked as the world's 6th largest electronic and electrical company.