Am I nervous wreck
Or I care for that peck Before you tear your head for the sake
I announce our
Miss &Mr. One Liner(And this was the surprise I had mentioned earlier)
Okk guys now you can giggle, guffaw, peck, kiss, cry and sigh in amazement.
Judge Paulose takes over the mike:Thanks to Gautam for trusting me with this tough job - of picking few gems from an ocean of one liners. Given the fact that I am not even good at selecting a greeting card or a cloth It was indeed a tough task choosing few from nearly 140 oneliners. Someone said a good pun is its own reward so all those who contributed are winners by themselves. But just for competition sake & for disbursal of gifts we had to choose some winners. Another one liner i am reminded now says "
who ever said winning isnt everything probably had lost" !! ;-) With sponsors coming forward we now have 8 prizes & one critics award!
1st Place:Firedrift [(Miss One-Liner (MS)]- "''God if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat.''
Judge’s comment(JC): I was moved by the desperation in that prayer. It had everything faith, realisation(that I am fat!), jealosy(that others are thin).. human in its best form for the human tendency to compare oneself with others. But what can God do, its YOU who has to lose weight, he loves you even with overweight ;-)
2nd place:
ITS_ONLY_WORDS[Mr. One-liner(MS)] - Those who live in glass houses do not change their clothes when the lights are on
JC: A good variant of the much used ( oversued, abused) one liner. Just wanted to warn that these are days of hidden night vision cameras ;-)
3rd place:
dwivediakash - Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive...
JC: Reminds me another of my fav onliner which spells of the futility of trivial pursuits
4th place:
nidhi1 - Who says nothing is impossible, I am busy doing 'nothing' since ages..
JC: I liked it bcos its very close to my policy -"take easy, look busy". Also reminded me of "I am a nobody, nobody is perfect. therefore I AM perfect". Betuki onliners all of them.
5th place: kimi016 - Noone travels on the road 2 success without a puncture or two !!
JC: If that didnt happens how will the puncture shops (clinics, psychitrists, counsellors) etc survive?
6th place: mailsukhi - An adult is a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
JC: At least let us rejoice bcos growth is sign of life. if it exceeds we always have the prayer that won the first place.! Also how come mailsukhi is a female? ;-)
7th place: swatirohatgi - always darkest before dawn, and the right time to steal your neighbour's newspaper
JC: The bigger question to be asked is, is it worthwhile to sacrifice some early morning sleep & dreams (the morning ones come true!)...
8th place: saturnmanish29 - We are sinful not merely because we have eaten of the Tree of Knowledge, but also because we have not yet eaten of the Tree of Life.
JC: reaffirms the wisdom that sin is not only doing bad, but also not doing good!
Special critics award: veekey for "An Orgasm A Day, Keeps The Doctor Away"
JC: This one is too good but not in the interest of apple farmers who will have to commit suicide if ppl bought this one liner.
Applause for the winners.Look out for your space for gifts which will be delivered soon.
Did Anybody faint??