My mother used to ask me what is the most important part of the body?

Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct answer.
When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, 'My ears, Mommy.'

She said, 'No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon.'

Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer.
So this time I told her, 'Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be our eyes.'

She looked at me and told me, 'You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind.'
Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years,

Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, 'No. But you are getting smarter every year, my child.'

Then one year, my grandfather died. Everybody was hurt. Everybody was crying. Even my father cried. I remember that especially because it was only the second time I saw him cry.

My Mom looked at me when it was our turn to say our final good-bye to my Grandfather.
She asked me, 'Do you know the most important body part yet, my dear?'
I was shocked when she asked me this now. I always thought this was a game between her and me.

She saw the confusion on my face and told me, 'This question is very important. It shows that you have really lived in your life. For every body part you gave me in the past, I have told you were wrong and I have given you an example why.

But today is the day you need to learn this important lesson. 'She looked down at me as only a mother can. I saw her eyes well up with tears. She said, 'My dear, the most important body part is your shoulder.'

I asked, 'Is it because it holds up my head?'
She replied, 'No, it is because it can hold the head of a friend or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime in life, my dear. I only hope that you have enough love and friends that you will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it.'

Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a selfish one. It is made for others and not for yourself. It is sympathetic to the pain of others.

People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did .
But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel.

Here is a list of classic filmy dialogues Part 1

Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone : " Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai "

"Apne hathiyaar phenk do "

"Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"

Keshto in a million movies " Hi-HEEYAAHH!"

Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! "

The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "

"Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar nahin phenkte"

"Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"

All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!"

"Har kutte ka din aata hai "

"Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"

"Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"

" Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."

"Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."

"Tum mere liye mar chuke ho "

"Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"

"Lo! - Muh meertha karo "

"Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "

"Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."

"Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "

"Maa tum kitni achi ho"

"Bhaiyaaa!"

"Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"

"Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai"

"Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "

"Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"

"Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan"

"Driver, gaadi roko"

"Pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"

"Goli se udaa do usse"

A person taking the blame for some one else : " Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melord!"
"Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"

"Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"

Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom : " Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"

"Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "

"Zabaan ko lagaam do .."

On a suhaag raat nite, wife to husband : " Doodh pee lijiya"

"lillie mujh ko kyu millie - mehmood"

"Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "

"Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai "

"Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "

Continued in Part 2.......

Here is a list of classic filmy dialogues - Part 2

"Ramu kaka..!"

"ganga mausi...!"

"Mogambo khush hua!"

"Gidar ki jaab mout ati hai to woh sher ki taraf dor ta hai.."

"Hum jo kehte hai woh karte nahi jo karte hai woh kehte nahin -Raj Kumar"

"Kya isi din ke liye tujay paal pados kay bada kiya tha?!"

"Chordo mera haat!"

"Ajit: mona darling..!"

"Maine tumhara rishta Ranveer se tai kar diya hai .. "

"Tum kaun hote ho meri zindagi ka faisala karne waley?"

"Main tumharay baghair mar jaonga"

"Mujhe nahi maloom tha ki tum itni neech aur giri hui aurat ho"

"Agar aapne mere saath shadi inkaar ki to mein kaheen ki naheen rahoongi"

"Agar aapne mere saath shadi inkaar ki to mein apni jaan de doongi"

"Agar aapne mere saath shadi inkaar ki to ye bachhe ka baap kaun kehlayega"

"Yes boss"

"Gareeb hero: Meri budhee maa aur andhee bahan ka kya hoga?"

"Main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."

A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say : "Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."

" Meri izzat baksh do mein kahin ki nahi rahoongi"

" A dying wife to her husband : mujhe wada karo ke mere jane ke baad tum pinki ko apni jaan se bhi jyada pyaar karoge"

Old hindi movie : "Aiye ji sunte ho..

Aap bade woh hein."

Heroine to departing hero : "Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "

"Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"

"Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"

" Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."

"Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"

" Jug Jug jiyo beta "

" Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"

" Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"

Typical farmer ka dialogue : " mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "

Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital : " Main kahan hoon?"

" Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"

" Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"

"Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"

A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle : " In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"

" Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"

" Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"

Doctor : " Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"

The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one : " I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"

doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "

" Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

" Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "

" Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"

" Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"

A heroine's expression of what love does to her : " Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "

" Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "

Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "

" Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"

Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : " Kutte! Kamine ! ....."

Lalita Pawar: " Chudail! Kide pade tere ....."

" Woh kutte ki maut marega "

" Bol! heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "

Stock Market Analysis and forecast for today

The Indian markets opened a subdued opening and traded between the positive and negative territory ahead of the August series’ expiry. In the second half of the trading session, the markets started gaining ground and gradually moved into the positive territory. All sector indices barring PSU and Banking stocks closed in the green; IT, Consumer Durables, Oil & Gas, Healthcare, Realty, Consumer Goods and Auto stocks outperformed the market. Some of the gainers / losers from the Sensex kitty were Tata Motors (7.10%), Wipro (3.86%), Reliance (2.51%), RCom (2.22%), Grasim Industries (2.04%), SBI (2.36%), BHEL (1.76%), Bharti Airtel (1.62%) and ICICI Bank (1.07%). The Sensex gained 59.72 points or 0.38% at 15,688.47. The Nifty added 16.55 points or 0.36% to close at 4,659.35. Total traded turnover stood at Rs 1,12,570 cr. In equities, FIIs were net sellers (Rs 259 cr) while DIIs were net buyers (Rs 437 cr). On the derivatives side, FIIs were net buyers in Index Futures (Rs 112 cr), Index Options (Rs 289 cr), while they were net sellers in Stock Futures (Rs 156 cr).
US stocks gained on Tuesday, extending the recent rally, after reports showed that consumer confidence and home prices are starting to recover. The Dow Jones industrial average gained 30.01 points, or 0.32% to finish at 9,539.29, while the Nasdaq closed higher by 6.25 points or 0.31% at 2,024.23.
Asian stocks rose buoyed by US data that strengthened hopes for an economic recovery although investors were cautious about pushing the index higher ahead of the 30th August elections in Japan. The Nikkei was up by 0.64% at mid-session while the Hang Seng is currently trading higher by 0.34%.

Displaying characteristics of strong trend, the markets rebound after a weak opening and closed higher. Midcap stocks, especially from IT sector, fared better than the others. Global cues favour continuation of the rally. Ahead of the August expiry tomorrow one can expect a lot more volatility. Expect Nifty to head towards 4,780 but use the rally to book profits and liquidate long positions.

Swine Flu - Before & After

'Well you see, it's like this . . .
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

THE BUZZARD

If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and
is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its
ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is
that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a
run of 10 to 12 feet. Without space to run, as is its habit,
it will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner
for life in a small jail with no top.

THE BAT

The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a remarkable
nimble creature in the air, cannot take off from a level
place. If it is placed on the floor or flat ground, all it
can do is shuffle about helplessly and, no doubt, painfully,
until it reaches some slight elevation from which it can
throw itself into the air. Then, at once, it takes off like
a flash.

THE BUMBLEBEE

A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler, will be there
until it dies, unless it is taken out. It never sees the
means of escape at the top, but persists in trying to find
some way out through the sides near the bottom. It will
seek a way where none exists, until it completely destroys
itself.

PEOPLE

In many ways, we are like the buzzard, the bat, and the
bumblebee. We struggle about with all our problems and
frustrations, never realizing that all we have to do is look
up! That's the answer, the escape route and the solution
to any problem! Just look up.

Common lines after people get drunk

1. Tu mera Bhai hai

2. Gaadi Main Chalaunga

3 Main teri dil se izzat karta hoon

4 Aaj chaad nahi rahi hai yaar

5 Yeh mat samajh ke main pi kar bol raha hoon

6 Yaar kum to nahin padegi

7 Ek chota sa aur ho jaye

8 Tu bol bhai, kya chahiye, tere liye jaan bhi haazir hain

9 Apne Baap ko mat sikha saale

and the best

10 Kal se daru bundh

Pehlaan babul da vedda, dooja veere da ghar
Teeja pati da hoya, anth puttar da dar..

Jado main janmi taan sab udaas ho gaye,
Bachi de janam da sun maa de nain ro paye.

Bachpan to iko gall kanna ch paindi rahe,
Dhiyaan paraya dhann duniya iho kahe.

Main bahut kujh ban’na te karna chavaan,
Apne ghar jaa ke kari sab dinde salaavaan.

Jithe main jaana hai oh ghar mera hai,
Chidiyaan da chamba haan uthe hi basera hai.

Fir ik din main ghar apne jaan lagi,
Saura ghar mera hai mann nu samjhaaun laggi.

Saura ghar mera hai ih vi bhulekha si,
Apne paraaye da ithe vi lekha jokha si.

Ithe saare mainu paraayi hi kehnde,
Begaaniyaan kad apniyaan hoiyaan, bol kanni painde.

Dhi jado main jammi taan sab da dil roya,
Put jamyaa kehan ghar da maalik hoya.

Viah ke put nu lagya, ghar hun mera hai,
Maalik main is di haan, mera chaar chufera hai.

Fer put ne vi kiha ik din, tera ithe nahi gujara,
Ghar taan ih mera hai , tussi karo kinara.

Maata ji … rehem karo, kidre vi chale jao,
Vasde vasaande ghar ch saade na vighan paao.

Main sochdi haan, ghar chhad main kinwein jaawaan,
Umar bhar kyun main hi thokraan khawaan.

Mere gall lag ke mera aapa nit roya,
Pati da ghar si pehlaan hun puttar da hoya.

Main yugaan to bhatak rahi haan, aaj iho kahaangi,
Kad tak har ik layi main paraayi hi rahaangi.

Aurat da asli ghar shayad madhiyaan ne,
Araam naal jithe maaniyaan chand ghadiyaan ne..

Ithe main kise layi vi nhi paraayi haan,
Dharti hi meri hai, main isdi jaayi haan.

Main ittaan-patharaan naal nahi khoon ch rachaiyaa hai,
Par is bekadre ne mainu mera ghar na dawaaiya hai.

Dharti to lai ke chann tak bhaanve hoya tera aana jaana,
Par vekh teri jan’ni nu aaj tak na milya thikana !!!!!!

Buddha, one day, was in deep thought about the worldly activities and the ways of instilling goodness in human beings. One of his disciples approached him and said humbly " Oh my teacher ! While you are so much concerned about the world and others, why don't you look in to the welfare and needs of your own disciples also."

Buddha : "OK.. Tell me how I can help you"

Disciple : "Master! My attire is worn out and is beyond the decency to wear the same. Can I get a new one, please?"

Buddha found the robe indeed was in a bad condition and needed replacement. He asked the store keeper to give the disciple a new robe to wear on. The disciple thanked Buddha and retired to his room. A while later, he went to his disciple's place and asked him "Is your new attire comfortable? Do you need anything more ?"

Disciple : "Thank you my Master. The attire is indeed very comfortable. I need nothing more"

Buddha : "Having got the new one, what did you do with your old attire?"

Disciple : "I am using it as my bed spread"

Buddha : "Then.. hope you have disposed off your old bed spread"

Disciple : " No.. no.. master. I am using my old bedspread as my window curtain"

Buddha : " What about your old Curtain?"

Disciple : "Being used to handle hot utensils in the kitchen"

Buddha : "Oh.. I see.. Can you tell me what did they do with the old cloth they used in Kitchen"

Disciple : "They are being used to wash the floor."

Buddha : " Then, the old rug being used to wash the floor...?"

Disciple: " Master, since they were torn off so much, we could not find any better use, but to use as a
twig in the oil lamp, which is right now lit in your study room....."

Buddha smiled in contentment and left for his room.

If not to this degree of utilization, can we at least attempt to find the best use of all our resources at home and in office?

We need to handle wisely, all the resources earth has bestowed us with ….both natural and material so that they can be saved for the generations to come.