This is to express my heartfelt thanx to my dear ole pal Monoo and all others associated with the one liners contest......I was awarded the first prize and am thrilled to bits, its the first time I'm first in anything in life, unless you start from the bottom, then I beat 'em all.
SO.........


I’d like to thank my mom, Mr. Monoo, Mr. Paul and Paulose, the critics,the rest of the cast and crew, my crow, my neighbour's cat and all those who made this possible. Forgive me for any faux-pas I may have made, after all its the first time I’ve gotten a prize in life....sniff..sniff..(not counting kindergarten...I got loads of prizes there..yes sir...good ole days)

And now I even get to choose my own prize, an evening at the disc and a guitar,if I have my way....

But whats an evening anyplace hip without friends, so you're all invited, no bars, no(G) strings ,no passes (except the ones you make :P ) and most importantly, no bills :D Thats the beauty of throwing a virtual party :) The only exception is...you gotta bring a partner from MS...somebody we all know :) if not, theres always the old standby....not me, what're you, crazy......I meant 'she/he was gonna come but _____happened at the last moment'. As the terminator said, ''sh!t happens'',oh yea, it sure does..... I could'nt resist this one liner here..''Sh!t happens, but mostly to me so don't worry".

You'll know you found the venue when you see this banner....''The cops're looking for someone gorgeous, secsy and smooth, your azz is safe but where should I hide??''

Heh heh...have fun....

This morning I rolled out of bed a little later than my usual 10 a.m. My annoyed pet crow cawed and got fed first...she'd been trying to wake me since 8, I think.

Tea in hand, I sat down to my beest friend these days, turned him on,(its the P.C. I'm talking about, ya dirty minded pervs) and got rolling.

Yawn...first, my fav MS. When I got to my page, I had a LMAO moment. It went something like this...''Flyingelephant has gifted bananas to Sudipto333.....Vibes has gifted a kiss to Chintu25....Chintu has gifted a hug to Spikeguard.....Spikeguard has gifted a punch to Monoo....they have all gifted a kick to you....and on and on and on...''

Dear Gahd...maybe I switched careers while sleepwalking last night, maybe I'm the proud owner of '' Feelgood gift shoppeee'' (always drag out the eeeee,they want you to) and these are ppl who bought from me. But where are the recipts?...must lay off the Valium.... No matter, whats money next to friends, I'm sure they'll all gimme a roof when I finally hit the temples with a katora in hand. Roof, Levis, Raybans, everything :)

Not to mention that if this is not the case,Then boy, I'm one hell of a peeping Janey,makes me blush to my John Freidaed roots. Err....let there be privacy,sayeth the 11 commandment. Sorry all, no blasphemy intended.


But but but....theres another thing that comes to evil minds like mine and my own, har har har (Apologies to FE ,its your copyright I know) mayhap now we'll see some action, who gifted what to whom and got blasted by whom for doing it, huh? hehehehe....Lemme see claws unsheathed and guns drawn, let the fair maidens keen and the rugged riders duel....corny?? So be it.

And a word to people skulking in the corners........you can be seen :D,didcha know?


One more thing, am not gonna discuss the '' new and improved MS'' ,thats been done to death and then some.
Reviews, networking, MS, FB, whatever.Lets give it time people,the only thing constant is change,embrace it, bring out the pot,string the flowers, blast Enigma and lets stare off into psychedelic space...We're all in this together, pass the ecstacy....


P.S. the above history and names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.