Recently I came across a wonderul hillarious book titled Why Men Can Only Do One Thing At a time.....And Women Never Stop Talking, written by an Aussie couple Barbara and Allan Pease. Some excerpts to lighten your mood.

Why Women ask your opinion and then tell you you are wrong when you give it?
Why men can never find anything in fridges or cupboards but can always find their way to the nearest pub?
Why Women can spot a blonde hair at twenty paces but will hit the garage door when they park the car?
Why men can never watch TV without channel hopping?
Why Men don't listen and why can't women read maps?
Why Men lie so much and women cry so much?

One more
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?...........It's unknown,it's never happened.