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just sharing few jokes....
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Laloos family planning policy..
"Don"t have more than two children in one year"


At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo"s left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." &
the man"s companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."


Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embassy was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inefficient,"
he stated "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"


A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
"Marriage"

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don"t Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who"s clock is that?" That"s Gautam Buddha"s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?" That"s Abraham Lincoln"s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where"s my Laloo"s clock?"

"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I"m using it as a ceiling fan.



Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...

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